Thread: Thursday 23 of January

Thursday the 23 of January will be a massive tide in Nelson a monumental high of 4.6 meters a massive low of 0.5 meters this will create a chance for very short people to take the deep end of the drag!

It will see massive stingrays hunt deeper water , it will expose cockle beds never seen by hungry clam hunters for the last 5 years …ladies , gentlemen, pick your spot, one evening …one chance ..

I will be selecting a team of only the loudest , hungryist, ratbaggist , knife wielding fishermen.

If you would like to attend apply below!

The selection will be tough….fitting into a wetsuit, abilities like

clearing a ray out of the net are certainly going to get you on the team,
being able to clear a net
survive knee deep mud
talk absolute bollocks
gut fish
Identify takers from chuckers
Not cut holes in the drag
Not let legal size fish go
Not fall in
Not yell at the dogs (to much)

Turn up on time …( blaming traffic is not acceptable).

If you think your strong enough , cunning enough, tall enough ( yes we are bringing a tape measure) and absolutely full of yarns and bullshit or have built a trolley to cart all the bloody gear!

Apply below …

only the best will be chosen…( all welcome )

Joe