Thread: Edwards hut fuckwits Saturday night.

Originally Posted by norsk

Well I just won a knife fight with a Giant Squid.

but this is not a good measure of toughness, as giant squid are better with crew-served weapons due to their size and appendages, if you had won said knife fight against an oversized, enraged cuttlefish, this would project the appropriate amount of toughness...

that said, pissing on people while they sleep..? surprised they didn't get stabbed. ass clowns.

Originally Posted by ilikepie

but this is not a good measure of toughness, as giant squid are better with crew-served weapons due to their size and appendages, if you had won said knife fight against an oversized, enraged cuttlefish, this would project the appropriate amount of toughness...

that said, pissing on people while they sleep..? surprised they didn't get stabbed. ass clowns.

You are clearly under estimating my intense hardness.

I left out the bit about winning the knife fight against the squid taking place at 50 fathoms because I didnt want to sound like I was blowing my own trumpet. How do you think I got down that far sunshine? On the back of an Orca that just lost a swimming contest against me, thats how.

Originally Posted by norsk

You are clearly under estimating my intense hardness.

I left out the bit about winning the knife fight against the squid taking place at 50 fathoms because I didnt want to sound like I was blowing my own trumpet. How do you think I got down that far sunshine? On the back of an Orca that just lost a swimming contest against me, thats how.

that's ridiculous, everyone knows that trumpets won't play underwater, the valves jam from the viscosity of the phytoplankton below 20 fathoms

Originally Posted by ilikepie

that's ridiculous, everyone knows that trumpets won't play underwater, the valves jam from the viscosity of the phytoplankton below 20 fathoms

Easy to tell who isn't enough of a blow hard.