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Thread: Another badge from the tough old buggers club

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    Another badge from the tough old buggers club

    Have had a molar tooth pissing me off over the last few weeks so have been wiggling the shit out of it (in a kind of you hurt me, I'll hurt you mentality) and I finally pulled it out while driving home last night. I tried to convince the missus that I had just saved a thousand bucks by not going to a dentist so I should be able to go buy another rifle (coz a man can never have too many rifles) but she doesn't agree with the "man logic" of that. Surely this qualifies me for another "tough old bugger" badge for the Swanni though?
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    Dunno if it deserves a badge or not, let the wife see you put it under your pillow and give her a wink. If ya wake up with a new rifle under the pillow you should be happy but also a bit concerned.
    Shame it wasnt a front tooth. I hear if you are missing a couple front teeth in the Nelson/Malborough region you are considered to be above average in looks and go in the draw for a swamp boat and an old bus with a chimney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I hear if you are missing a couple front teeth in the Nelson/Malborough region you are considered to be above average in looks and go in the draw for a swamp boat and an old bus with a chimney.
    Shit I better move down there then
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Dunno if it deserves a badge or not, let the wife see you put it under your pillow and give her a wink. If ya wake up with a new rifle under the pillow you should be happy but also a bit concerned.
    Shame it wasnt a front tooth. I hear if you are missing a couple front teeth in the Nelson/Malborough region you are considered to be above average in looks and go in the draw for a swamp boat and an old bus with a chimney.
    That should read "only missing" thakyou. Yes I have a banjo and at the moment I could use a swamp boat, its pissing down , the flats are flooded and I need to feed out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneeze View Post
    That should read "only missing" thakyou. Yes I have a banjo and at the moment I could use a swamp boat, its pissing down , the flats are flooded and I need to feed out.
    Send your cousin and wife to feed out or there's be troubles in thems hills

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    Send your cousin and wife to feed out or there's be troubles in thems hills
    She dosnt have any thumbs and i cant trust her with a knife. Its also hard to drive the tractor in handcuffs.
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