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    Banana Bread

    Recipe for Banana Bread


    Ingredients:

    2 Laughing Eyes
    2 Loving Arms
    2 Well Shaped Legs
    2 Firm Milk Containers
    1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl
    2 Large Nuts
    1 Large Banana

    Method:

    1. Look into Loving Eyes.
    2. Fold in Loving Arms.
    3. Spread Well Shaped Legs.
    4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing
    Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
    5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed.
    6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief.

    Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils
    and don't lick the bowl.

    N.B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.
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    Ha ha ha
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter308 View Post
    N.B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.
    Hahaha!
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    Got any pics of that recipe?

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    not bad

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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Had some if that in Fiji!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini View Post
    Had some if that in Fiji!
    Good on ya. I swear tHe missus has got me on a diet some times. Can't seem to get any of that no matter how sweet I try to make it. Ha ha ha!
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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