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    A bit of fun - What is your Porn Star name?

    So we were standing around the fire one night at the Toby shoot and being the frivolous bugger I am I started asking everyone what there Porn Star name was. The results were hilarious and provided me with great entertainment so give it a go and post it here by taking the name of your first pet and adding it to your middle name. I'll kick it off.

    My Porn Star name would be Snoopy Charles.
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    Clappers Frank bahahaha

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    Bandit John😆

    There are 2 cats in the household and one was named by my daughter. Won't be using that one's name 😆

    Edit. Your first ever pet? That would make it Monkey John.

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    I am cackling already. It doesn't take much to amuse me though but keep bringing it on fellahs. Ha ha ha ha
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    I've no middle name, so will revert to the porn star naming sequence I'm familiar with (first pet + mother's maiden name) in which case I'd be:

    Prince van de Berg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    Spotty Gary
    Ewwww........spotty Garrryyyyy😆

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Ewwww........spotty Garrryyyyy��

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    Fucking dag eh mate
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    I've no middle name, so will revert to the porn star naming sequence I'm familiar with (first pet + mother's maiden name) in which case I'd be:

    Prince van de Berg.
    No middle name? You don't know what you're missing out on, mrs has four of them hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    No middle name? You don't know what you're missing out on, mrs has four of them hahaha
    Is she a porn star too @Ryan_Songhurst

    @Rushy may have heard of her

    Mike Occslong

    Hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    No middle name? You don't know what you're missing out on, mrs has four of them hahaha
    Yeah, I don't think my folks were feeling very imaginative that day lol. Buddy of mine in the US has the funniest one - Weelus.

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    I don't have a porn name but while I was living in Marbella southern Spain I got chance to spend the day on a set of porn film. Interesting to say the least lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    No middle name? You don't know what you're missing out on, mrs has four of them hahaha
    South Americans really dig the middle name thing, it's a Portuguese thing I think. Had a schoolmate in Namibia that was of Portuguese extraction (might have come over from Mozambique now I think of it), and I'm pretty sure they just give kids that many names as a way of indicating threat level when you've been naughty. If she uses all seven names, you're in extremely deep shit

 

 

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