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    Bridge to engineering, report.

    Stardate 27/032020.

    We have been in orbit around this small local planet for 2 day now, engineering reports that our defensive systems are down and enemy activity too heavy for us to leave this orbit. In any case Starfleet Cindy Command have issued orders to that effect. Conditions on board have to be carefully managed, an unsettling influence is disturbing the balance of my command, my training area on level 2 has been taken over without my permission by an unexpected force called "wife" it has been turned into an administration area, I have occasionally encountered this force before, and it is cunning and ruthless, am unable to directly challenge it without collateral damage, I may have to survive an extended period of exposure here before I get permission to go boldly forth and explore where no man has gone before......

    Am concerned about my previously reliable 1st Officer Stanley German Shepherd, I think he is being subverted behind my back with a triangular currency called Tux, it is a powerful influence and could undermine my command here, may have to beam the supplies off ship.

    Have moved the BMW and Audi powerplants out of the engineering bay and put them on standby nearby, this has created a safe space for senior officers to retreat to if things get dicey.

    No Klingons off the Starboard bow as of yet, but apparently they are patrolling our sector, taking first officer on a perimeter patrol tomorrow, will keep an eye out and avoid engaging if possible

    Transmission ends.

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    Wow. What's day 38 going to bring. Let alone day 130.
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    Where's Spock !!!!!!!!!!! He will sort this crap out.

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    "Life, Jim, but not as we know it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by 300winmag View Post
    Where's Spock !!!!!!!!!!! He will sort this crap out.
    Admiral Cindy had him exiled, he was too logical.
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    Its life Jim but not as we know it!!

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    Cats have nine lives-which makes them ideal for experimentation...

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    Ya cannae ignore tha laws o' physics. The ship will lose speed and altitude.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCAR...&start_radio=1

    Klingons on the starboard bow .....
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    To Capt J Kirk:
    From Starfleet Command:
    If you find Klingons in the vicinity of Uranus you will need to report back to base immediately. Our stocks of TP have mysteriously disappeared along with the sanitary porcelain disposal units leaving a gaping hole in the floor. We have a crew looking into it but so far we have nothing to go on......

    Starfleet Command Out.

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    beam me up Scotty -alls fucked down here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    beam me up Scotty -alls fucked down here!
    no......
    your on your own
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    Quote Originally Posted by 257weatherby View Post
    Stardate 27/032020.

    Have moved the BMW and Audi powerplants out of the engineering bay and put them on standby nearby.
    should have just jettisoned them with the rest of the garbage

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    Good to see you’re on deck @scotty, we need more thrust.
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