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    Cambo is in hospital

    For those of you who know @cambo, and his willingness to help with anything Toyota and hunting...

    He's got a prolapsed disc and in a lot of pain in Hospital.
    Mrs Cambo is providing bed showers for him, after Male Nurse Bruce offered to wipe him down.

    Cambo is doped up on meds and trying to grimmace through it. The hospital gown is pretty and barely covering his modesty.
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    All the best for a speedy recovery Cambo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    All the best for a speedy recovery Cambo.

    You can hang a big +1 on that comment from me too.
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    Hey Cambo, hope they got you on heaps of happy juice.
    Hope it doesn't take long to get sorted eh.
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    I have to ask. Prolapsed disc or rectum?
    Oh shit! Sorry! I thought you said he fixes Fords..... Definitely a disc then

    Whatever. Get well soon fella.



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    Someone smuggle that man a Waikato. Get well Cambo.
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    Wish him a full recovery and sleep with one eye open to make sure Bruce doesn't sneak back at night

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottrods View Post
    For those of you who know @cambo, and his willingness to help with anything Toyota and hunting...

    He's got a prolapsed disc and in a lot of pain in Hospital.
    Mrs Cambo is providing bed showers for him, after Male Nurse Bruce offered to wipe him down.

    Cambo is doped up on meds and trying to grimmace through it. The hospital gown is pretty and barely covering his modesty.
    While he is doped up is a good time to wrangle a deal out of him. Take care @cambo, I know what you're going through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    I know what you're going through.
    Have you had Bruce try to bed bath you as well GM?
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Someone smuggle that man a Waikato. Get well Cambo.
    Kick the poor bugger when he's down eh?
    That holiday to Tonga has changed you

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Kick the poor bugger when he's down eh?
    That holiday to Tonga has changed you

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    Mate if Cambo had just one bottle of the elixir of life he would leap out of the hospital bed, smack Bruce in the teeth for being a pervert and then take off down the road like a pack of dogs after a bitch in heat.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    He would fly out of bed to get to the shitter is about all Rushy.

    Who is Bruce? The fella from the 90's Toyota ads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    He would fly out of bed to get to the shitter is about all Rushy.

    Who is Bruce? The fella from the 90's Toyota ads?

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    Shit your attention span is shorter than a goldfish. Re read the first post.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Shit your attention span is shorter than a goldfish. Re read the first post.
    Never said I could read much good



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    All the best cambo, GWS
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