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Thread: Campfire humour: ALL JOKES IN THIS THREAD PLEASE

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    So this morning I got dragged off to the mall to buy new jeans.
    Now if there is one thing I hate more than shopping with the wife its mall shopping at Christmas.
    So there I was having bought aforementioned clothing to turn round and she was gone, literally next to me one minute and gone the next.
    After 10 minutes of fruitless searching I still couldn't find her so I devised a cunning plan.
    I walked up to the most stunning, sexy scantily glad young woman I could find and started talking to her.
    The wife found me in 15 seconds.

    Good luck if you find yourself in a similar situation.
    Genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawls View Post

    I will take the MILK!

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    i did the water and carrot on TM a few years back, got 7.50 from memory
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    not sure if it should be in things you like or this one.
    Looks good. a true tree ninja.
    the call him spruce lee

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    The day after curry night
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    son started to play bass-had to show him this

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    Quote Originally Posted by csmiffy View Post
    son started to play bass-had to show him this

    I'm guilty of that. Been told I looked bored onstage. Also talked to the drummer, checked my phone, daydreamed, spent half the time with no clue where I was in the song.
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    @Max Headroom my son lust laughed and said it was so true

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