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    Got another rifle the other night, kindly dropped off by @Carlsen Highway.

    After he'd gone, my lovely wife walked in on "us"... but didn't realise what was going on. Phew!

    I suddenly realised that she is blind, and she hunts entirely by taste, smell and hearing. Apart from Miss Arisaka and the Airgun, they're all Lee Enfields, and she can't actually tell them apart visually.

    I've got to beat this addiction before it ruins my marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordite View Post
    Got another rifle the other night, kindly dropped off by @Carlsen Highway.

    After he'd gone, my lovely wife walked in on "us"... but didn't realise what was going on. Phew!

    I suddenly realised that she is blind, and she hunts entirely by taste, smell and hearing. Apart from Miss Arisaka and the Airgun, they're all Lee Enfields, and she can't actually tell them apart visually.

    I've got to beat this addiction before it ruins my marriage.
    i have the opposite issue, every gun i buy the wife claim as hers. bought her a 30/30 for her birthday as she liked my 44 mag rossi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
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    LoL, overly committed perhaps.
    "I would rather suffer under imperfect freedom, than languish under perfect control".

    - Manservant

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    Thought this was more like....
    THE TOBY HAS LANDED
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    It's all fun and games till Darthvader comes along
    I respect your beliefs but don't impose them on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
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    LoL, overly committed perhaps.
    Naaaa, Just down on word count and just like the rapper, not much else needs to be said but it is repeated again and again and again....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    feel like that after a vindaloo
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    feel like that after a vindaloo
    'Hover mode' in post vindaloo must be a bit ragged, is it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    'Hover mode' in post vindaloo must be a bit ragged, is it ?
    i eat my curry so hot that i keep the toilet paper in the freezer and a 5 point racing harness on the toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    i eat my curry so hot that i keep the toilet paper in the freezer and a 5 point racing harness on the toilet
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    Yours?

 

 

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