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    It's all fun and games till Darthvader comes along
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    Oh fucks sakes. Unfortunately this type of genetic fail could kill someone innocent. Some proper Darwin awards stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher View Post
    Oh fucks sakes. Unfortunately this type of genetic fail could kill someone innocent. Some proper Darwin awards stuff
    Agreed. I have zero sympathy for the girl with the beanie over her face, but what a tragedy it would be if she kills somebody else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    Agreed. I have zero sympathy for the girl with the beanie over her face, but what a tragedy it would be if she kills somebody else.
    Just to make it that challenge really interesting they should all start at the edge of the Grand Canyon
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    A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

    The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?”

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

    “We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied, “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50… and I get $43 back from the insurance!”
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