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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawls View Post

    Ye Haaaaaaa. At last a suitable response for those muppets who automatically ans mechanically chant, " Have a nice day."

    I'm looking forward to the next muppet meeting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow View Post
    Reminds me of back home the academics running Scottish Homes decided they needed to use more initiative so they formed Scottish Homes Initiative Team so the SHIT's had to dump all the headed paper and get a new name I think that was Woke And Never Knew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C404 View Post
    Long ago in a place far far away, Wing Commander Guy Gibson had a dog that was even more inappropriately named...
    And I bet Jackson hasn't got the balls to use it's original name in the movie remake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    And I bet Jackson hasn't got the balls to use it's original name in the movie remake.
    he wont even use a real dog it will be cgi they will get that bloke in who did the actions for golum in a silly suit with balls all over it in front of a green screen
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    And I bet Jackson hasn't got the balls to use it's original name in the movie remake.
    Yep they have changed it to digger.

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    Well the grave still says Nigger, at least it did when we visited scrampton in 2017.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    Is that Sean Fitzpatrick at a Springbok game aged 4 ??
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