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    I know the rules say no religion but......................


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    hell i thought i was bad being born on the 66th day at 6am !!

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    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach
    A human hair can hold 3 kgs
    The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb
    The femur is as hard as concrete
    A women's heart beats faster than a mans
    Women blink 2 times as much as men
    We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand
    A woman has read this entire text
    A man is still looking at his thumb!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach
    A human hair can hold 3 kgs
    The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb
    The femur is as hard as concrete
    A women's heart beats faster than a mans
    Women blink 2 times as much as men
    We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand
    A woman has read this entire text
    A man is still looking at his thumb!
    theres something wrong with my penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach
    A human hair can hold 3 kgs
    The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb
    The femur is as hard as concrete
    A women's heart beats faster than a mans
    Women blink 2 times as much as men
    We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand
    A woman has read this entire text
    A man is still looking at his thumb!
    I dont have any thumbs, oops

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    Quote Originally Posted by northdude View Post
    theres something wrong with my penis
    F&#k I'm worried about my thumbs being a inch short
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    Na. I'm still looking at my thumb.

    What am I looking for again?

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    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    F&#k I'm worried about my thumbs being a inch short
    You don't measure it from your wrist mate😉

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    Quote Originally Posted by northdude View Post
    theres something wrong with my penis
    Hmmmm, is your name Justin

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    Quote Originally Posted by sako75 View Post
    Hmmmm, is your name Justin
    nope hopefully its just the cold weather
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    @MSL show everyone a picture of your thumbs
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    Mines four thumb lengths, unfortunately I have very stubby thumbs, so it's still pathetic

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    Quote Originally Posted by sako75 View Post
    I know the rules say no religion but......................


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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Na. I'm still looking at my thumb.

    What am I looking for again?

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    The thumb method of how to tell if you're drunk...

    Stumble into toilet, unzip fly, grab left thumb in right hand, piss in trousers....Yup, you're drunk....
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