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    Bra remova spray?
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    @gonetropo why don't you try it tonight and see if it works.....

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    well i dont refer to them as smith and wesson for nothing............

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    It's an old one but still worth posting
    https://youtu.be/W-ACzpbM3IY
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    One must always keep a positive attitude in this life - in sickness, in health, good or bad times it really helps…!!


    Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital, in agony. He was in ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, an oxygen mask, wires monitoring his every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realised that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

    The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable.

    “You….. May… Not… Feel…. Anything…. From…. The… Waist… Down.”

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,

    "Can I feel your tits then? “

    AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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    for those of you around in the 70's it was never like this on tv

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    for dr who fans...

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    Bro don't you go dissing my hood! Ha ha ha ha
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Sent from my SM-T800 using Tapatalk
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    Vibrators would be comey goies
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