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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawls View Post
    That's a question for @R93 to solve....
    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    That's a question for @R93 to solve....
    Cheeseburger.

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    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    The rain was pouring down.

    There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with
    a piece of string dangling in the water.

    A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

    "Fishing" replied the old man.

    Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

    In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart, cannot
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    "So how many have you caught today?"

    "You're the eighth", says the old man.
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    ... in a nut shell.
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    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    When I die, I'd like the Springbok rugby team to lower my coffin into the grave - just so they can let me down one last time.
    "Awareness buys you time and time buys you options."

    - John Correia

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    When I die, I'd like the Springbok rugby team to lower my coffin into the grave - just so they can let me down one last time.
    Ha ha ha ha that is so sad it is funny Ryan.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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