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    Xmas stuff...

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    That last one is so true....Dad payed for my presents and for the most part had no idea what they were now I do the same for my kids.
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    Thanks to 2017 an being tranny is the new in thing the easiest way to tell if a woman is horny is if her dick is hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawls View Post
    Xmas stuff...
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    My dad used to own a car parts store that was open late on Christmas eve just like any other retailer of the time. Almost every year there were a few men who had been at the "work function" and were about to head home when they remember they had not bought anything for her indoors....Often they would buy "shiney" or fluffy. Dad would usually suggest car seat covers (Sheepskin of course) but he knew that a few wives were on the recieving nd of gifts like Sidchrome socket sets (Bling and chrome) and similarly shiney objects of male desire. he was also pretty certain that some of these men would have no idea what their wives were unwrapping, even though they had bought it around 12 hours earlier...........

    Moral: Dont drink and shop at christmas if you want to stay happy....
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    It evens out,
    Womans,"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" Mans,"I'll be home in 5 minutes"
    Who would of thunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madjon_ View Post
    It evens out,
    Womans,"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" Mans,"I'll be home in 5 minutes"
    Who would of thunk.
    Gold. Never thought of it that way

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    @Fawls just love the Merry Christmas joke! Had to whatch a Mike Bubble sing along last nigh on TV and he kept on with this a Happy holiday crap it's f@&£*%! Merry F@&£*%! Christmas..... Ohooo that feels better

    Merry Christmas guys and thanks for all the laughs this year......now bugger off and have a drink of Waikato on me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow View Post
    @Fawls just love the Merry Christmas joke! Had to whatch a Mike Bubble sing along last nigh on TV and he kept on with this a Happy holiday crap it's f@&£*%! Merry F@&£*%! Christmas..... Ohooo that feels better

    Merry Christmas guys and thanks for all the laughs this year......now bugger off and have a drink of Waikato on me
    Just got two containers of Waikato (40' containers that is)! Where do we send the invoice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Just got two containers of Waikato (40' containers that is)! Where do we send the invoice?
    So its pasteurise?
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It's Santa Claus.
    "Why do this? It's Christmas Eve?" Santa says.
    "Because I've lost my job, " the man answered, " my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the kids."
    "Ah, I can grant you 3 wishes, " replied Santa, "So when you get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there'll be presents for the children."
    "Oh Santa - however can I repay you?" gasped the man.
    "Well - not a lot of people know this, " came the reply, "But old Santa is gay, you could bend over for me, the elves aren't much good at it."
    "Dunno 'bout that, " the man said.
    "Oh, go on, " Santa urged, "After all - I granted you 3 wishes, don't be so ungrateful."
    "Ok, " the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers.
    Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up.
    Santa looks at the man and asks "How old are you?"
    "47, " came the reply.
    "What? And you still believe in Santa Claus?

    Ho Ho Ho Ho !!!!
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