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Thread: Campfire humour: ALL JOKES IN THIS THREAD PLEASE

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    DoC management team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Wrong on so many levels but I could help but laugh.
    Agreed. Mostly wrong on the lower levels.
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    I didn't know that Dundee had so many brothers.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    It's all fun and games till Darthvader comes along

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    It's all fun and games till Darthvader comes along

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    He was probably licking someone else’s
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    No, TIM tams.
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    Overkill is still dead.

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    all those wanting my joke folder (over 11,000 files) let me know. obviously i can afford a few cd's etc but if its an overload of requests then you need to sent me a disc/data stick etc and return postage
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    I'm happy to see them come through as is. If you shared that then there would be no point looking in here
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    Werawhakaui?

    Rule 4. Identify your target beyond all doubt.

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    Jeez
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    We don't stop playing because we grow old,
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