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Thread: Campfire humour: ALL JOKES IN THIS THREAD PLEASE

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    i have posted my joke folder to a few members on cd rom, cant afford to do it much more (the postage is the killer not the cd)
    but i can probably do a few more till the mrs calls a halt to it. so far 1100 plus files

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    i have posted my joke folder to a few members on cd rom, cant afford to do it much more (the postage is the killer not the cd)
    but i can probably do a few more till the mrs calls a halt to it. so far 1100 plus files
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    this spot for rent

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    Yep I know that feeling.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    e cat has a free standing pistol grip.

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    but who's to say its a semi auto !

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    "I would rather suffer under imperfect freedom, than languish under perfect control".

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    but who's to say its a semi auto !
    If its a pump action that's just wrong on too many levels
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    Quote Originally Posted by csmiffy View Post
    If its a pump action that's just wrong on too many levels
    that just brought up wrong on so many levels ya sick bugga

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