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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Well that trumps @R93 's knife and sheath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiB View Post
    Paintball shooting of cyclists should be a sport
    if wearing lycra it should be mandatory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow View Post
    Good dog breed from him and let the pack lose on the Tour de France.....our around here on any given Saturday
    unfortunately the wife got him fixed. i would love another one like him though, great dog apart from the mountain bike issue. he is a dogo argentino x English bull terrier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiB View Post
    Paintball shooting of cyclists should be a sport
    Like all things, some people are aresholes. Some of those arseholse cycle, some shoot, some drive. They are the ones everyone sees and remembers. most people are reasonable law abiding people and dont get remembered as they were not being arsehole when you saw them because they were diving /cycling / shooting in a responsible manner. As a cyclist and a shooter, and driver, motorcyclist, I ride, following the rules set out for all. I stop at reds, I stay left and and if I want to go up a one way street the wrong way, I get off and walk on the footpath. And I mainly cycle to maintain fitness for hunting. Its a 25k ride to work and I want to make it home alive....

    As for your original comment, paintball would be fun, but if they are proper arseholes, remember to keep your paintballs in the freezer......
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    Paintball shooting of arseholes should be a sport

    Use of frozen paintballs ..... awesome!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiB View Post
    Paintball shooting of arseholes should be a sport

    Use of frozen paintballs ..... awesome!!!!!
    I wouldn't say all cyclists, my mate Glass does a bit of biking and he's alright.
    One of my last bosses in aussie though is a back stabbing, front stabbing oxygen thief.
    He'd get the frozen ones alright......right knob jockey

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