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    Choose your weapon

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    Good effort!
    I would have had just one tool if there was a choice stinger, chainsaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Good effort!
    I would have had just one tool if there was a choice stinger, chainsaw
    Yip I'm hearing you... The old man wants the firewood and he's got the chainsaw ..... Wouldn't let me borrow it.

    hiring one of those big f - off mulcher's they're the bomb...seen a 4/2 go through one didn't even slow the bugger down
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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Yip I'm hearing you... The old man wants the firewood and he's got the chainsaw ..... Wouldn't let me borrow it.

    hiring one of those big f - off mulcher's they're the bomb...seen a 4/2 go through one didn't even slow the bugger down
    Chipper for the back of the old mans tractor will take trees up to 6inch, nom nom nom and just spits them out.
    Those tree scape boys have the real ones though, easy to see how they eat a man whole.

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    Those three are what I use too stingray, a lot more satisfying than the chainsaw. The Husky stays in the shed till I do the trunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Yip I'm hearing you... The old man wants the firewood and he's got the chainsaw ..... Wouldn't let me borrow it.

    hiring one of those big f - off mulcher's they're the bomb...seen a 4/2 go through one didn't even slow the bugger down
    Well, your ol'man knows you better than we do...if he wont lend the chainsaw, there is probably a good reason for it...but, then if he wants the firewood then I would have told him to cut it himself.
    NEVER LOAN YOUR WOMAN OR YOUR CHAINSAW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spook View Post
    Well, your ol'man knows you better than we do...if he wont lend the chainsaw, there is probably a good reason for it...but, then if he wants the firewood then I would have told him to cut it himself.
    NEVER LOAN YOUR WOMAN OR YOUR CHAINSAW
    Ha ha make the old boy use the pruners and handsaws to get his wood aye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spook View Post
    Well, your ol'man knows you better than we do...if he wont lend the chainsaw, there is probably a good reason for it...but, then if he wants the firewood then I would have told him to cut it himself.
    NEVER LOAN YOUR WOMAN OR YOUR CHAINSAW
    Hahaha, my old man is ..... He chops we clean ,being that way all my life, dropped gum trees for fire wood each year, he sawed we carted... Do think I get a go at at my own place.... not a f--king chance !

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    One day my precious you will be mine !![/QUOTE]

    Check the will mate, the ol'prick might be taking it with him...now, that would gut ya
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    I was never allowed to use the old mans saw, still remember when I started in the bush an taking my brand new 660 home and giving it full tit on the porch, haha "no dad you can't have a turn on mine"

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    A tree that size with a two man team would be two hours tops start to finish full clean up chip green waste and ring the trunk.Probably faster depending on access.but our chipper will process a 20x18 inch log at 33 meteres a second.

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    33 meters a second?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twoshotkill View Post
    33 meters a second?????
    That is stonking along at 33*36/10 = 119km/h
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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Yip I'm hearing you... The old man wants the firewood and he's got the chainsaw ..... Wouldn't let me borrow it.

    hiring one of those big f - off mulcher's they're the bomb...seen a 4/2 go through one didn't even slow the bugger down
    Your old man is on to it Stingray.

    Don't ever lend your chainsaw or your missus.

    Both will come back F*cked if you do.

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