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    Crusaders

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    for the great unwashed ,the ignorant,and those slighltly north of cook strait who support a mob dressing like kamiikazee bumble bees
    here is my absolute one eyed ,totally biased anal(ysis) of the mighty red and blacks dealing to waikatos titty pullers tonight
    FFS-why do the bloody refs ponce round with "spec savers adverts" plastered all over them -worst of all on the arse of their shorts
    FFs lets start a" give a lot page" to send all the fuckers to a fred hollows eye clinic!and put em out of their misery

    Justin marshal retains the right to have QC behind his name -it aint Queens counsel

    Jeff wilson would be better analysing shitty nappies at a babies creche -well hes that far up the QC's gunga ya can barely hear him!

    try of the night and solo effort Sam Cane -hes class and more . Brodie Retallick -FFS dont lower yourself whining to the ref-you spent most of the game behind us even with us being a man(or two)down.
    liam neesom _granted he has been an NZ strike weapon for sometime but i thought he was just a little jaded ,despite the never give up attitude.

    the ref -over exerting himself like a islamic virgin inside the pearly gates -more whistle than a frustrated dog triallist!

    Dumian Mckenzie -got a haircut like tintin and a jaw like a masons square-at 5'3+3/4" if ya drop ya swede when 6'2"of hungry crusader forward is about to wrap you like a early xmas present with your swede contents rearranged -TMO take fucking note-had he been an egg -itd have been scrambled im afraid!

    There is no truth to the rumour TMO stands for Totally Myopic Observer although any good half knowledgeable Nz rugby fan often wonders.

    righte ho sit back grab beers and wait for the blind waikato fans to get up ya like ghenhis kan in an orgy.

    R93-you up for some fun???
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    right
    for the great unwashed ,the ignorant,and those slighltly north of cook strait who support a mob dressing like kamiikazee bumble bees
    here is my absolute one eyed ,totally biased anal(ysis) of the mighty red and blacks dealing to waikatos titty pullers tonight
    FFS-why do the bloody refs ponce round with "spec savers adverts" plastered all over them -worst of all on the arse of their shorts
    FFs lets start a" give a lot page" to send all the fuckers to a fred hollows eye clinic!and put em out of their misery

    Justin marshal retains the right to have QC behind his name -it aint Queens counsel

    Jeff wilson would be better analysing shitty nappies at a babies creche -well hes that far up the QC's gunga ya can barely hear him!

    try of the night and solo effort Sam Cane -hes class and more . Brodie Retallick -FFS dont lower yourself whining to the ref-you spent most of the game behind us even with us being a man(or two)down.
    liam neesom _granted he has been an NZ strike weapon for sometime but i thought he was just a little jaded ,despite the never give up attitude.

    the ref -over exerting himself like a islamic virgin inside the pearly gates -more whistle than a frustrated dog triallist!

    Dumian Mckenzie -got a haircut like tintin and a jaw like a masons square-at 5'3+3/4" if ya drop ya swede when 6'2"of hungry crusader forward is about to wrap you like a early xmas present with your swede contents rearranged -TMO take fucking note-had he been an egg -itd have been scrambled im afraid!

    There is no truth to the rumour TMO stands for Totally Myopic Observer although any good half knowledgeable Nz rugby fan often wonders.

    righte ho sit back grab beers and wait for the blind waikato fans to get up ya like ghenhis kan in an orgy.

    R93-you up for some fun???
    There are now 2 Crusader threads

    Can never have enough tho lol!

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    Jeesh two threads for a a one eyed pack of............. well still the mainland I guess
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    would you like flowers with your condolence card or a soiled pair of tittypullers knickers???

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    Jameson thanks. Shitty old green bottle will do.
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    bugger off -my budget doesnt run to jamesons ....flowers or titty pullers soiled knickers takes ya pick.

    R93and i have a benevolent streak but it has its limitations!

    just thank christ it wasnt the hoooorrrrriiiiicaneswith GSPF&A330- we'd have really cut loose.


    Hmmmmmm-speaking of which where are those rotund buggers lurking????????

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    #RyanCrottyIsAPussy ..... Have a cry in the corner mate you might get a penalty try ..... oh shit ya did Mckenzie gets smoked and when game gets stopped he's like wtf you do that for reff, You so called main landers are soft
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    bugger off -my budget doesnt run to jamesons ....flowers or titty pullers soiled knickers takes ya pick.

    R93and i have a benevolent streak but it has its limitations!

    just thank christ it wasnt the hoooorrrrriiiiicaneswith GSPF&A330- we'd have really cut loose.


    Hmmmmmm-speaking of which where are those rotund buggers lurking????????
    They play the bulls over in SA in the morning.

    I could do with a Jamesons about now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    bugger off -my budget doesnt run to jamesons ....flowers or titty pullers soiled knickers takes ya pick.

    R93and i have a benevolent streak but it has its limitations!
    Then you can go halves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushHunter View Post
    #RyanCrottyIsAPussy ..... Have a cry in the corner mate you might get a penalty try ..... oh shit ya did Mckenzie gets smoked and when game gets stopped he's like wtf you do that for reff, You so called main landers are soft
    stick to what you know best how to come second in a rugby game after facing a team with only 14 men for a third of the game and still getting a through arsekicking .viya condios!

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    Soft tries,lucky intercepts,a bullshit penalty try.......1 game mate....the MIGHTY CANES will toy with you come March,just like we did pre-season
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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    Soft tries,lucky intercepts,a bullshit penalty try.......1 game mate....the MIGHTY CANES will toy with you come March,just like we did pre-season
    How did the canes go this morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    How did the canes go this morning?

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    Yeah mate.. I’m spewing... we do this every fucking year...STREWTH!!!!... I’m with the coach, bloody shocking display for the calibre we are.... I hope they got a bloody good rev after this one....Ffs
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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    Yeah mate.. Iím spewing... we do this every fucking year...STREWTH!!!!... Iím with the coach, bloody shocking display for the calibre we are.... I hope they got a bloody good rev after this one....Ffs
    I don't see any of the NZ teams struggling against anyone later in the season apart from better NZ teams..... like Canterbury

    Good to see the poms are brought back to earth.
    I don't see why wee Eddie gets any accolades at all. He has done nothing against the All Blacks. (One win iirc) He has to be the most overrated coach in rugby.

    Wrapped for the Scots, they played a great game against the ABs on the eoyt.
    Hope they gain some momentum and win the 6 nations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    Yeah mate.. I’m spewing... we do this every fucking year...STREWTH!!!!... I’m with the coach, bloody shocking display for the calibre we are.... I hope they got a bloody good rev after this one....Ffs
    MAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEE.ya didnt ,dont tell me ..for real your mighty breezies came second gutted.maybe need a few spare crusaders to show em how to take pressure ya think????
    just sayin bro ,just sayin........(note to self duck for cover fucking quick incoming is likely to be distinctly unfriendly)

 

 

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