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    Do you know any carpet cleaners

    If so, I hope that wasn't your mate on Target tonight
    Shoot it, root it & then BBQ it !!!

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    I haven't laughed so hard in ages, funny as f@$k. Bit of a stallon for beating it 3 or 4 times in an hour.....

    Top marks for trying lol
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    If its guns, tits or tyres it's going to cost you lots of money

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    The Stain man
    Shut up, get out & start pushing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crzyman View Post
    I haven't laughed so hard in ages, funny as f@$k. Bit of a stallon for beating it 3 or 4 times in an hour.....

    Top marks for trying lol
    Hahaha. Disgusting on so many levels, but sh*t we laughed hard

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    Blahahaha you ain't wrong, I love the commentary " whats he looking for now ? " image what he would of done if he'd found a big black dildo

    it sure was another piece of "goldern NZ television" I just wished they had used a "sniff'o'meter"
    Shoot it, root it & then BBQ it !!!

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    We had a plumer here today and just as he walked out the door I asked he if I was going see any panty sniffing on the videos I set up...........


    He thought I was serious and had a funny look on his face
    If its guns, tits or tyres it's going to cost you lots of money

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    If its guns, tits or tyres it's going to cost you lots of money

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    He'll get a stiff sentence in court no doubt.
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    hopefully he gets some 'hard' time in prison
    I love all animals.........especially with gravy

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    I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

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    I wonder what kind of 'Scent'ance he will get
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    Handle the Jandle, or get off the Beach

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    yes its porridge for him

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    Anyone need a carpet cleaner, I'm happy to travel out of town.......
    If its guns, tits or tyres it's going to cost you lots of money

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    the tug docter
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAVE.H View Post
    the tug docter
    Hahahaha

 

 

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