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    Donating swimmers

    Hi, Ive finished having my family and am going to get the snip, the doc said I should donate some swimmers, anyone here done it? Any advice? Anyone got a good reason not too?? Looking for real advice too not comedy Cheers guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blisters View Post
    Hi, Ive finished having my family and am going to get the snip, the doc said I should donate some swimmers, anyone here done it? Any advice? Anyone got a good reason not too?? Looking for real advice too not comedy Cheers guys
    I looked into it.

    You're wife has to consent and go through the process of the counselling. Which is basically finding out why you want to to do it. They usually don't like it when you mention that you just want to do it to get girls pregnant.

    You won't get paid more than 50 bucks per load.

    And you'll get genetic testing. And freezer testing. They'll dunk the junk in some liquid nitrogen. And then thaw it out after quarantine to see if they swim. The obviously work fine but might not freeze properly.

    You can choose who you donate to. As in married. Singles. Lesbians etc. I am pretty sure.

    My girlfriend didn't want random kids o fine appearing 18 years in the future. So that stopped that.
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    What were the reasons he gave as to why you should?

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    Thats one for genuine advice, now some comedy please to even the score. @Rushy your services are required please
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    Thats one for genuine advice, now some comedy please to even the score. @Rushy your services are required please
    Hahh, nah just want a serious thread and no side tracking please!
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    But you asked for real advice 'too' that sounds like real advice as well as the comedy!
    Ill start, roses are red, violets are blue, blisters is gonna tell me to fuck off, and I cant make anything rhyme with that.
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    Fuck off
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    Done.
    It is a big deal though man, is it reversible?
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    Yep apparently, but very seriously done making them just want to practice now
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    Donating swimmers

    Its reversible, not as straight forward as getting the snip but possible. I found no reason personally to make a deposit or donation, If I wanted any more children Id be wanting to make them the conventional way.
    Last edited by MSL; 11-02-2019 at 09:26 PM.
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    I'm 34 and have had it done. Have 2 kids and didn't want anymore. Wife had same views.
    Dr didn't ever mentioning donating - I wouldn't have anyway.
    Yes it's reversible but reversal comes with an approx 10k price tag.
    When they tell you it doesn't hurt they are right......... Until later on when you get home. Get friendly with a bag of peas and a comphy couch for a couple of days .
    Do I regret getting it done.? Not for a second.


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    Who in their right mind wants more fucking kids.
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    Geeze Blisters, I gave so much away before I had the snip, I couldn't donate anymore to strangers without jepodising my future sex life!!!
    I also am fairly strict about sharing my genes with those I don't know.
    Amazing how life changes, still at 69 ( great year) I'm hanging in, now as long as the manual massage of my prostate go "swimmingly"
    On Thursday, I hope all will continue merrily into my 90s.
    Good on you for having it done, it takes a lot of pressure off you and your better half!!
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    got snipped at 23-24, no donations. best move ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSL View Post
    What were the reasons he gave as to why you should?
    Altruism usually. I wasn't doing anything useful with them. Certainly wasn't donating them to strangers like maca.

    Quote Originally Posted by MSL View Post
    Its reversible, not as straight forward as getting the snip but possible. I found no reason personally to make a deposit or donation, If I wanted any more children Id be wanting to make them the conventional way.
    That would put you on the hook for child support. Donating through a clinic absolves you of that responsibility. But I hear Facebook has some pages connecting strangers lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijames View Post
    Who in their right mind wants more fucking kids.
    I feoe like there's a crass joke in there.

 

 

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