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    Dundee's to the south

    So being a (well i think) a person of some taste for good food and drink, and a person that is mindfull of the efforts of others, i reckon that the head of the Dundee clan ( @mrs dundee) is about due a trip to the great and main island of nz. Mr @Dundee ( in his short stature) may be allowed to follow on as a baggage handler and bed warmer.
    @Toby, i think you would agree with the priniciples behind this.

    This trip should be designed around experiances of a out door nature, free from cows ( unless wild), shooting things at over 10,000m mr dundee meters, or under 30m but on the clock, decent beers, and meat( in its various forms) without tom sauce....

    Anyone up for the idea?

    So first offer from me - timaru, SI visa sponzer,place to stay, dinner and breakfast, and pistols (much after) dawn, but none of those brown canned things.....
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    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    As long as the smurf leaves that crap beer on NI, I am in.
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    Nice idea! but I see it as more of a cultural ambassadors visit, bringing yart, culture, and sauce to the antipodees.
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    id be in -may be able to tee up a spot of goosehunting -shotties provided etcetc.

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    And speights is owned by lion brewery s so pretty close to real beer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marty Henry View Post
    Nice idea! but I see it as more of a cultural ambassadors visit, bringing yart, culture, and sauce to the antipodees.
    As in the Sir Les Patterson school of cultural ambassadors in this case
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    thanks for the offer beaker it won't happen this year but it will happen.
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    Yea welcome at mine. Could go fishing fresh or salt or go for a hunt.

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    Cheers Cam
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    As in the Sir Les Patterson school of cultural ambassadors in this case
    Yep, a proper "cultral" ambassador

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    Shit I am worried about the concept of this. The leaves on the ground in Hagley Park in Autumn would be above Dundees ears. The snow on the ground in the Port Hills in winter would be above Dundees eyebrows. The grass on the Canterbury plains in the springs would be above Dundees hairline and in summer the deadfall fruit on the ground in Otago would be well above his head. I guess where I am going with this Beaker is he could come down your neck of the woods but you buggers would never know he was down there as you would never see the shortarse.
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    If Donations are needed to fund @Dundees trip just give me a account number and i will put money in, the little bastard needs a holiday and is a fuckin top bloke for whom i will always be there if he ever needs anything from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mucko View Post
    If Donations are needed to fund @Dundees trip just give me a account number and i will put money in, the little bastard needs a holiday and is a fuckin top bloke for whom i will always be there if he ever needs anything from me.
    He needs platform gumboots Mucko. Ha ha ha ha fuck for some reason I like stacking shit on the smurf.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    He needs platform gumboots Mucko. Ha ha ha ha fuck for some reason I like stacking shit on the smurf.
    LOL he deserves all the shit he gets mate and like a few other members present and past yourself included if my help is needed i will be there. the little bastard needs a pick me up a trip south would be good for the soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Shit I am worried about the concept of this. The leaves on the ground in Hagley Park in Autumn would be above Dundees ears. The snow on the ground in the Port Hills in winter would be above Dundees eyebrows. The grass on the Canterbury plains in the springs would be above Dundees hairline and in summer the deadfall fruit on the ground in Otago would be well above his head. I guess where I am going with this Beaker is he could come down your neck of the woods but you buggers would never know he was down there as you would never see the shortarse.
    OK, I'm sure you are aloud down at the same time to look after him, I can help with accommodation in the top of the south
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