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    Find a new mate

    Stranded diver lucky to be alive - National - NZ Herald News

    Screaming at him.... They would have to be holding me back from going for his throat.....1 in a million sperm and this fucktard won the race!
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    Farkin Muppets, bloody lucky.
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Lucky to be around to tell the story. Defo be looking for another fishing/diving buddy after that one.
    Those ftard sperm seem to win the race a little too often, as I know a (former ) hunting mate that would fit the category well
    Forgotmaboltagain+1

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    On reading it again I was to harsh on the mate.... They're both FT, you come up no boat and treading water in a wetsuit...drop ya weight belt for a bloody start! No Bouy, no safety sausage.

    Sell your dive gear , sell your boat you both are accidents looking for somewhere to happen.
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    He may have been rooting his missus...novel way to get rid of him and keep the boat and the missus.
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    Which is worse, ignorance or apathy...I don't know and don't care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spook View Post
    He may have been rooting his missus...novel way to get rid of him and keep the boat and the missus.
    Now that IS food for thought

    Not that the bloke I have in mind has a boat anymore, and I wouldn't want the missus back
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    That's some "shallow end of the gene pool" shit right there, although it did make me chuckle
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    A similar thing happened to my uncle and cousin. 4 hour swim back to shore. Same uncle, another cousin nearly got collected by a scallop dredge. Dive flags out and all. All out from Pukehina beach some time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    A similar thing happened to my uncle and cousin. 4 hour swim back to shore. Same uncle, another cousin nearly got collected by a scallop dredge. Dive flags out and all. All out from Pukehina beach some time ago.
    Yip Xmas at okiwi can be like that... Dive flag means "dredge towards that boat" .. Because divers know where the scallops are

    I shit you not
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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    On reading it again I was to harsh on the mate.... They're both FT, you come up no boat and treading water in a wetsuit...drop ya weight belt for a bloody start! No Bouy, no safety sausage.

    Sell your dive gear , sell your boat you both are accidents looking for somewhere to happen.
    And FFS don't take up hunting

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    wounded, fucktards why not just say injured
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