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    Is that an FJ Cruiser ?

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    Glutenus Maximus to the extremess, nice shocks
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Can you see that twerking?

    Shake your booty

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    Looks to be in dark grey too, hard to keep it clean.
    A big fast bullet beats a little fast bullet every time

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    Oh you could give it a good polishing
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    If you spot a good one take notes

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    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
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    I was mowing the lawns on the John Deere last week came across my 19yr old sunbathing in the nude ... just about took out the wife's old fashioned roses "get some clothes on girl"..
    she didn't blink an eyelid teenagers only two weeks and she's off to University....

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    I hate to tell you this Bonecrusher but one day there will be a couple of mates out there with her to surprise you even more.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonecrusher View Post
    I was mowing the lawns on the John Deere last week came across my 19yr old sunbathing in the nude ... just about took out the wife's old fashioned roses "get some clothes on girl"..
    she didn't blink an eyelid teenagers only two weeks and she's off to University....
    You have a 19y old daughter that sun bathes in the nude and you still have to mow your own lawns?
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    You have a 19y old daughter that sun bathes in the nude and you still have to mow your own lawns?
    He was probably just mowing the shooting lanes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I hate to tell you this Bonecrusher but one day there will be a couple of mates out there with her to surprise you even more.
    I thought it was the wife for a minute then realised that the bare cheeks were too small to be her. Passed this fact to my beautiful wife of 26 years I'm just starting to get the vision back in my left eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonecrusher View Post
    I thought it was the wife for a minute then realised that the bare cheeks were too small to be her. Passed this fact to my beautiful wife of 26 years I'm just starting to get the vision back in my left eye
    Ha ha ha ha you deserved that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonecrusher View Post
    I was mowing the lawns on the John Deere last week came across my 19yr old sunbathing in the nude ... just about took out the wife's old fashioned roses "get some clothes on girl"..
    she didn't blink an eyelid teenagers only two weeks and she's off to University....
    If there's no photo it never happened..... we must see evidence
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    What uni???
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    A friend of mine who was in the SAAF told me that when they were flying from AFB Hoedspruit to AFB Waterkloof (Pretoria), that their flight path usually took them over the suburb of Hatfield.

    Now Hatfield is stuffed with foreign embassies - you can drive down entire blocks and they are literally lined up next to each other. The story goes that on one approach they noticed a topless sunbathing female figure - true to form they decreased altitude an altered their flight path slightly to get a better look. Word and I think more importantly, the exact coordinates spread through the squadron and eventually the CO received a tersely worded signal instructing from HQ instructing their aircraft to not decrease height above the Italian embassy - the ambassador was wondering as to the reason for the increased low-level air traffic above his residence. Turned out his daughter had a penchant for topless sunbathing.
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