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    Fuck the rugby. GO THE BLACK CAPS!!!!

    Rugby sooo boring

    Cricket 2019 World Cup is where it’s at.

    Go Kane Williamson.
    Go Ross Taylor
    Go Trent Bolt

    GO THE BLACK CAPS!!!!
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    Somebody once said:

    "The English had no notion of how long eternity was going to be, so they invented cricket to help themselves understand the concept."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    Somebody once said:

    "The English had no notion of how long eternity was going to be, so they invented cricket to help themselves understand the concept."
    An eternity of bliss. Great idea!
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    Braithwaite devastated!! Go the black caps!!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    cricket: when watching enamel paint dry in antarctica isnt slow enough

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    Hahaha! My old mates in SA asked me to make sure we send the B team to play them next time! I said we may be able to send an U-15 side, if that would make them feel better!

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    Damn it, @kiwijames, you had my hopes up with the first half of the title for this thread. Alas things headed for the wrong side of town as I read the second part.
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    kiwi james -just because your intellect falls sshort of the subtllties of the oval ball ,you poms invented something involving a l plank ,a circular lump of cork and some fucking ash sticks-..to merely add insult to injury you import kiwis to make up your mob in this drawn out elephant fart -master stokes FFS I went to St Bedes with his father..then let all of your former colonies walk all over you .then you have that diabolical round fucking ball game where grown men slide about and attempt to gangbang each other after one puts the fucking thing in the net .FFS here in Nz ,if its escaped your notice ..we call it netball and our lady players certainly dont try and dryhump each other everytime one scores.
    PS what about electing the class clown as your new PM.
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    @kiwijames...

    trea·son
    /ˈtrēzən/
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    noun
    the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.
    "they were convicted of treason"
    synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty; More
    the action of betraying someone or something.
    plural noun: treasons
    "doubt is the ultimate treason against faith"
    synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty
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    Go the white ball!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    kiwi james -just because your intellect falls sshort of the subtllties of the oval ball ,you poms invented something involving a l plank ,a circular lump of cork and some fucking ash sticks-..to merely add insult to injury you import kiwis to make up your mob in this drawn out elephant fart -master stokes FFS I went to St Bedes with his father..then let all of your former colonies walk all over you .then you have that diabolical round fucking ball game where grown men slide about and attempt to gangbang each other after one puts the fucking thing in the net .FFS here in Nz ,if its escaped your notice ..we call it netball and our lady players certainly dont try and dryhump each other everytime one scores.
    PS what about electing the class clown as your new PM.
    An Israel Folau teee shirt is on its way -just send size!
    @kotuku you, my man are a masterclass of irony. The dyslexic scholar?
    My intellect is quite sound thanks and your homophobic tone suggests a chat with someone a little more Freudian than myself is in order. Yet another irony for someone who supposedly is in the mental health service.
    As for codes with rampant man-on-man action, I think all others combined couldn't come close to rugby, where sweaty macho-men grind it out in a testosterone-fuelled sausage fest of groping and poking (a-la Hopoate).
    But it's not my place, nor do I care how you chose to live or love. If your happy place is in the arms of another man go you good thing, take love where you find it.

    GO THE BLACK CAPS!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    @kiwijames...

    trea·son
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    the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.
    "they were convicted of treason"
    synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty; More
    the action of betraying someone or something.
    plural noun: treasons
    "doubt is the ultimate treason against faith"
    synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty
    Treason schmeson. Rugby betrayed us all first when it got - yawn boring. Mind you, I do enjoy going down the local and occasionally watching Prems or even school rugby. Thats a bit more real and exciting.
    The Universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. -Mr Peanutbutter

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    I've already called in sick for work tomorrow so I can stay up and watch the game tonight...

    A little worried about the Pakistanis to be honest.
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    theres a cure for insomnia, its called cricket

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorkus View Post
    I've already called in sick for work tomorrow so I can stay up and watch the game tonight...

    A little worried about the Pakistanis to be honest.
    Bangers are starting to show some fire too. Do they get a crack at England?
    The Universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. -Mr Peanutbutter

 

 

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