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    Funny Bastards

    If you use a shared computer at work like I do, dont be as dumb as I am and leave it logged in and unattended.

    It seems ebay now thinks I am a raving homo and have a serious masterbation disorder 20 times a day is normal...no?
    Some of the stuff they email me as notification I didnt know existed.
    When I catch the prick who did it, he is going to have all the advertised items shoved into the places they were intended.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Ah yes . I had something similar done with my cell phone... Revenge was great when all texts and numbers were deleted from his phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshotkill View Post
    Ah yes . I had something similar done with my cell phone... Revenge was great when all texts and numbers were deleted from his phone.
    thats pretty harsh bro

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    Funny Bastards

    Not as harsh as having a 18" black something or other slammed up an available oriface like the bugger who doctored my account is going to get.


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    'Mate' of mine once sent a couple of emails from my logged in work computer company wide, including that I would be supplying the cake and drinks Friday afternoon Learnt to lock my computer rather quickly.

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    Re: Funny Bastards

    I used to get my mates phones and set my number under their girlfreinds name. The possabilities were endless

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldbob View Post
    thats pretty harsh bro
    Harsh is having a text sent to my boss telling him he was a f**kwitt and i quit... and i wont even start on what was sent to my parents or my partner..
    I think he was lucky to get away with just the deleted phone ...... i was eyeing up hair remover in his shampoo

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    How are you going to shove said items? twenty times is marathon stuff two especially when you add in beastiality!!!!! there was this one time ah nah thats another forum.

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    I had my tools locked away with very dear paddlocks when I was contracting and this smart cunt put locktight super glue in all the locks so I had to cut them all off.

    I got the said locktight super glue and glued his heater dial and fan on full tit and glued all the windows in his car shut. It was the middle of summer........

    One of the other guys wired his horn up to his indicator, funny as hell that was
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    Jeeze crzyman you made me spill my cup of tea all over the show from laughing with that comment
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    This Thread seams to have turned into great revenge ideas...... Keep thim comin

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshotkill View Post
    This Thread seams to have turned into great revenge ideas...... Keep thim comin
    Okay here's mine, was about three years ago:

    A guy I dated for a couple months wasn't floating my boat so I gave him the flick, he didn't want to let go. He had given me a can opener of all things on one of our first dates as I had moved into a flat that didn't have one. Anyway this tool kept ringing me up after I broke up with him, "Hey can I come round and pick up my can opener" etc etc. This creep didn't get the hint and one night when I was particularly over being harrassed about a stupid can opener, I drove down to the local supermarket and busted out the credit card.

    Lets just say 100 can openers flying over his fence and crashing into his lounge window put the shits up him enough to get the point!! He didn't bother me after that.
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    So he got canned then?
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    A guy that used to work for me when I was foreman at a joinery factory claimed to have laced his birthday shout morning tea chocolate muffins with a strong laxative at his previous employer.

    Don't know if it was true or not, (would there be enough to work, or would the cooking neutralise it effect?) but he never had to shout at our work just in case.

    John

 

 

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