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Thread: Getting older

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    The Scope Whore ! Philipo's Avatar
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    Dec 2011
    Palmy Nth

    Getting older

    Getting old is easy.....
    Having fun at it is the real trick.
    Celebrate your birthday this year by buying an
    All terrain 4 wheeler. .
    Life is Fleeting By, enjoy it while you can.

    This would be prefect for Green dog

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    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 70.)
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
    The doctor responded by asking, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied . . . 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' "I said, 'Not much since my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
    He asked, 'Do you gamble, go on vacations or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said.
    He looked at me and said, . . . 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
    Shoot it, root it & then BBQ it !!!



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