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Thread: Goat man in North Utah...funny shit

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    Hahah, wtf? Good way to get shot! I wonder what he's up to!
    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt

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    What about some forum branded suits for the top of the south goat hunt ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    ! I wonder what he's up to!
    I'd say hes broken all his banjo strings, and is now looking for love
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    I got some spare banjo strings!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I got some spare banjo strings!!
    Yeah but R93 He's probably looking for a guy who likes it ontop!

    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

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    Was he dressed as a nanny or billy? A billy would be fine but a nanny would be just wrong right?
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    Yeah but R93 He's probably looking for a guy who likes it ontop!

    I remember as a very young soldier on Basic training that we had an old sailor on the course. One day completely out of the blue during a lecture he dropped this clanger " You are not queer as long as you are on top"

    It was said completely for effect which it got alright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    Yeah but R93 He's probably looking for a guy who likes it ontop!

    Oh? When you look like me, you will get it anyway ya can. I am not into kneelin down and prayin tho!
    Last edited by R93; 22-07-2012 at 03:19 PM.
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    I saw a freezing worker in white overalls once up the Takapari and he very nearly got taken out by some gun ho city boys.
    I think this fulla that I saw was checking his plot very strange indeed.

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    WTF!!! I mean seriously??? I'm just lost for words???

    Maybe a case of mistaken identity in this one specific case wouldn't be the end of the world? (disclaimer - thats a joke by the way, well kind of)

    You could still get him taxidermied and put on the wall?

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    Very good 'eltoro, PAN he thinks he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanners View Post
    I'd say hes broken all his banjo strings, and is now looking for love
    If that the case I'm feeling sorry for the goats

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    WHAT THE F@&K IS HE EATING!!! Hah
    THIS IS MY RIFLE, WITHOUT MY RIFLE I AM NOTHING

 

 

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