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    good bastards

    well having had me old ticker arteries reconditioned on monday ,and wheedled me way out of an overnight hospital stay,Im now in the bloody grips of a fullscale dose of friggin flu.any air im getting seems to go through six foot of shit!
    buuger me ,along comes massive attack -a guardian angel in training whose just dropped off six fat canada geese for my consumption as part of my rehab diet.now thats what i reckon constitutes a good bastard!(a bit like a lot on here!)
    Imight have to post some autopsy photos(not mine ya silly buggers)when i process em.
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    So, did we not get the flu jab?
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    I have got the flu jab every year for the last 18 years ..... today , I have become a snot tap ..... pouring out me nose ..... this years flu is a kicker .... good work on not dying kotuku
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    Good to hear that you are still in one piece @kotuku you two aren't the only ones with the flu had the bloody thing since saturday the tap in the snot box has sprung a leak, the cough mixture (durotuss) I had was doing fuck all except make it worse till I changed to codral now to get some cold and flu pills tonight to kill the body pain and dry up the nose so I can try and get back to work tomorrow.
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    yup get the flu jab every year -par for the course in nursing but this son of bitch was doin its ward rounds in our unit last week-also i reckon bloody airconditioning enhances the bastards potency!

    Buuuut I is not dying for after the gift of six canada geese at lunchtime -ive now got me a nice wee SXS shotty -the same model as I started my shooting with!

    With a little help from strategic doses of harringtons ales -I reckon I can get these wee fuckers in my lungs so pissed they knock forty thousand bells out of each other and then piss off into the wide blue yonder and leave me alone!

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    Kotuku good to hear you on the mend. Take some of these meds you good bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spook View Post
    So, did we not get the flu jab?
    Don't think I've had one of those for at about ten years. Gave up on them as every year I got the jab I got the flu. Since not getting the jab I have not had the flu.
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    Good to hear you are feeling a bit better Kotuku. I bet Massive was so generous he even gave you the goose feathers and guts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    Don't think I've had one of those for at about ten years. Gave up on them as every year I got the jab I got the flu. Since not getting the jab I have not had the flu.
    that's been my experience too.

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    yep me to,I hate needles near me.Never had a flu jab ever.
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    Woooosssseeesss
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    well having had me old ticker arteries reconditioned on monday ,and wheedled me way out of an overnight hospital stay,Im now in the bloody grips of a fullscale dose of friggin flu.any air im getting seems to go through six foot of shit!
    buuger me ,along comes massive attack -a guardian angel in training whose just dropped off six fat canada geese for my consumption as part of my rehab diet.now thats what i reckon constitutes a good bastard!(a bit like a lot on here!)
    Imight have to post some autopsy photos(not mine ya silly buggers)when i process em.
    By the way, I hope the Mrs is in training. Once the plumbing has settled down you will be positively dangerous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Woooosssseeesss
    I don't mind needles, had enough of them. Just find the flu jab tends to be counter productive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Woooosssseeesss
    Rubbish. I have never had a flu jab and attribute that entirely to the reason I have never had the flu.
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    No flu for this boy. Never get the flu jab either coz everyone I know who has the shot gets crook within a week!
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