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    High capacity cartons

    Gentlemen, as we are general populous are sheep and want to follow the Australian line in gun control I must bring to your attention a drastic oversight.
    I cannot stay silent.
    In light of the terrible egging of the senator in Australia I have done my own risk assessment and have some ideas.

    After discussions with the Egg police we have drafted the following under council to be effective immediatedly
    1: Eggs will no longer be sold in high capacity cartons. Allowing one chamber extra makes 6 so this will be permitted
    2: All high capacity cartons must be surrendered to the appropriate facility (pending).
    3: There will be a new classification for anyone needing these cartons and it will (obviously) be E cat. Obviously as we don't really want anyone having any of these and due to minimal staff levels this may not happen for some time (unofficial). Please be patient
    4: These cartons will now be referred to as MSEC-military style egg cartons
    5: We haven't decided what level of compensation will be given but for now expect heaps (but don't get your hopes up)
    6: we reserve the right to make these rules way more difficult anytime we want to
    7: You can submit any proposal for change to this address: tooth.fairy@lalaland.com, she is very busy and will get to your submission when she can-maybe not?
    8 we reserve the right to not consider any submission we feel tells us we are being harsh or screws you around
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    You bastard!
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    Use enough gun

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    Can I weld a carton so it only holds 5 eggs?
    What about my BAR cartons are they still legal?

    What if I can prove the chickens are Halal?


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    This man appears to be self harming. Where does he fit into your rules?
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    RIP Larry S. 19/02/19

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    Next thing Moa eggs will be banned cause they are too big to eat!
    You watch this space joe public. We will be lucky to have a double yolker or a sparrows egg after @csmiffy hugs everyone and squashes all the eggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
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    This man appears to be self harming. Where does he fit into your rules?
    FFS someone remove this sick image. @Spanners please reprimand @Max Headroom for distributing this horrific image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    FFS someone remove this sick image. @Spanners please reprimand @Max Headroom for distributing this horrific image.
    Yup I am triggered as well.

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    are quail eggs allowed in cartons that hold 12 as they are a smaller caliber
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    You guys are just being silly, no one in their right mind would ever blame an egg for such a horrific event............oh hang on a second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    FFS someone remove this sick image. @Spanners please reprimand @Max Headroom for distributing this horrific image.
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    RIP Larry S. 19/02/19

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    It is eggzactly this sort of eggzagerated nonsense that makes the public egg each other on to appeal to the political eggzecutive to eggzcommunicate us. This is not something to yolk about.
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    This is appalling!! It discriminates against hard working chickens who make the eggs! They will end up unemployed and homeless because of these new regulations (or should that be eggulations?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    FFS someone remove this sick image. @Spanners please reprimand @Max Headroom for distributing this horrific image.
    Yes, bloody terrible. I demand compensation for been traumatized on a Sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Can I weld a carton so it only holds 5 eggs?
    What about my BAR cartons are they still legal?

    What if I can prove the chickens are Halal?


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    I eat a lot of eggs. I have 4 new trays, sitting here. 96 eggs in total. Plus I have four chickens.

    What if the amnesty lasts a decade?

 

 

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