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Thread: ho hum -tis the season

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    ho hum -tis the season

    missus greets me this arvo with news we have 2 forest&bird collectors in the street .sure enough in middle of a nice reflective beer front door goes dogs going batshit etcetc. i open door to as coupla fresh faced young twig&tweet sheilas all decked out who commence their speil like a coupla 7th day jehos on the lam.....

    "Im a hunter ,you buggers never did me any favours bugger off goodbye ,slam door back to beer feeling very chuffed with meself!
    amI a candidate for cheerful soul; of the year or what!
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    That man deserves a few more beers
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    Kevin Bloody Wilsons "Festival of Life" may give you some pointers on how to deal with door knockers.

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    Youd be bloody amazed what as potgutted, baretopped, shaggyarsed white pakeha ,with beer in hand ,and speaking NZ's third language "westcoast "dialect can have on wannabe donald trumps!
    often my hello makes them recoil as though theyve just fired a shoulder mounted 155mm howitzer.
    be even better in the new house as they may well see me advancing with mutton mortar at maximum elevation!
    just remind me now -isnt sydney greymouths most exclusive subdivision??
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    You should have embraced them in the spirit of Christmas Kotuku and suggested they would make good fairies for the top of your tree.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Bah Xmas... My very good lady had become a complete and utter pain ...clean this ,wipe that ,mow this ,trim you get the picture ... Family coming to stay... Got to the point I asked if she wanted me take the dog inside and shower him ... The look of death that followed was not at all pleasant.

    It got so bad we were at a point of strained silence .....family arrived ,shared a beer with my lady's sisters bloke he breaks the news to me that they've booked accomadation to share with mates.

    I dared not say a word , the sisters glared at each other and I said nothing and passed him another beer.

    House back to normal and we're back on line..... Ho ho fucking ho.
    Nil durum volenti !!

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    So now I understand why you want to come up here and blast the shit out of some targets tomorrow




    PS; @veitcam @mikee etc. Feel free to rock up here after 10am
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    So now I understand why you want to come up here and blast the shit out of some targets tomorrow




    PS; @veitcam @mikee etc. Feel free to rock up here after 10am
    Thanks but I am workin!

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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Thanks but I am workin!

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    Me too, I did enough "blastin" on Sunday before driving to Ashburton. A group of us were trying to wake the Penguin with out going up his hill!!

 

 

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