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    Interesting window sticker

    Was in Taupo yesterday and saw this window sticker on a van. It may well be old but it was the first time I have seen it and thought it was good.

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    How true.
    I have just returned from a 10 day trip to China, my 10 year old son and I had a competition going on between us on who could spot the funniest sign.
    He spotted a beauty, a main street in Shanghai with a big green motorway sign saying fuknow or something similar, mum was getting wound up like a clock spring. Heaps of other signs just too many to list.

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    "Flesh 'n Fruity", anyone? good old Chinglish.. this is in Auckland btw

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    Pointer has a huge poster of funny signs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    "Flesh 'n Fruity", anyone? good old Chinglish.. this is in Auckland btw

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    So you can get your grocerys and a shag all in the one shop!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    So you can get your grocerys and a shag all in the one shop!?!?

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    Either that or it's great to be a flesh eating zombie.
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    I was thinkin i should start doing the grocery shopping. Bill could be higher than normal tho

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    Funny signs??
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    Went to a place today and in the smoko room they had a sign that said clean up your mess theres no woman here. Something along those lines.
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    I have a push button on the wall of the smoke room saying PUSH FOR SERVICE, if the maid doesn't arrive, DO IT YOU'RE FUKEN SELF
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    I took this picky on my tour of Nam
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    Took this one in Handorf, South Oz.
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    They also sell icecream (to sooth your singed sphincter)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chupacabra View Post
    I took this picky on my tour of Nam
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    Question is, what attracted you to said shop???
    Werawhakaui?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Question is, what attracted you to said shop???
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