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    Lizard in the underwear

    Recently come home off the Ruahine Ranges and thank christ I didn't go through customs.

    As a passenger must have jumped on board during the journey.

    Not down my pants either. Opened my rifle bag twice to get the rifle then put it back in after the journey.

    Day pack was opened three times maybe to put keys in and a drink and get keys after the hunt.

    Did have a leak behind a water tank but nothing ran up my middle leg

    Anyway get home tonight and Mrs Dundee is screaming her lungs out

    We fullas run down to the bedroom where she was picking up washing and there was a lizard/ghecho under my undies

    Well fark noes how it got there because I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY UNDIES since I got of the hills.

    Anyway caught it took some pics and returned to the native bush outside.

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    Poor bastard!

    The lizard not you!!!!

    Cool little fella, his right hand in the top pic looks a bit like the pot leaf sign
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    Agree Toby hooked up with DD aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    I feel sorry for the lil Geko and Mrs D too.

    He must have been traumatised by his encounter with Dundees undies.

    Cheers
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    I knew I would get shit for this
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    He's a big fella... The lizard... Haven't seen one like that before.


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    We wont ask the reward for saving the damsel is distress Dundee.

    Funny how Mrs Dundee liked the original post.
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    Have never found a lizard in my undies. Big snake yes, but not ever a lizard. Toby lizards don't have hands, they have hooves ha ha ha ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    Funny how Mrs Dundee liked the original post.
    One can only surmise that @mrs dundee likes her man like Napoleon liked his women - ripe and unwashed.

    Still its all @Dundees fault for not only telling us about the Lizard in his undies, but putting up picks of it !!!

    And all this before brekkie on a friday ...

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    And now I feel sick, i think that lizard would be the only big headed thing in DD gruts
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    I've found a few geckos in strange places, but never my undies! I found one on the top of North crater on mt Tongariro miles away from any bush. Then another in amongst the cleaning supplies in a hut in Southland.

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    I have a habit of hosts or (lizards) jumping in my gear when I come off the hills. Last night I came off the hills and Sean yells out just before bed time 'Lizard in my room!' He opened the window and let the little reptile out. My pack was well away from his room so we are just guessing this one hitched a ride home with me too. This one wasn't in my undies It looks like the same breed as the one that came home from the Ruahines in the original first post. Over to Sean he got the pic before he let it out the window.
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    Last night I went to bed and then it got too hot so i went to open the window and i saw this little bugger climbing up my window
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    so I told Dad to come and have a look at it, and then he tried to grab it but no it didn't climb out my window @Dundee it fell on the floor and went behind my wardrobe and I haven't seen it since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seandundee View Post
    Last night I went to bed and then it got too hot so i went to open the window and i saw this little bugger climbing up my window
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    so I told Dad to come and have a look at it, and then he tried to grab it but no it didn't climb out my window @Dundee it fell on the floor and went behind my wardrobe and I haven't seen it since.
    Clean your room
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    Lol been telling him for weeks to clean his room
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