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    Man, I'm torn over this one!!!!

    Was sitting in the lounge with my 4yo daughter two nights ago reading a book and with Prime News on in the background.

    A segment came on with someone resisting being arrested I think, not entirely sure but there was a pause in the voice over in time for the person to clearly say Police are pigs...

    Now, every time a Police segment shows my daughter's saying Police pig Police pig in a singsong voice - part of me thinks it's absolutely hilarious as the rest of me is saying "no no you can't say this it's not nice" in the most serious tone I can muster...

    How quickly the little sods latch onto something like that cracks me up!
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    My younger granddaughter has just learnt to say TRUCK, with an F, ah kids
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    My younger granddaughter has just learnt to say TRUCK, with an F, ah kids
    Trufk ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    My younger granddaughter has just learnt to say TRUCK, with an F, ah kids
    thats why they are called lorries.....

    a police woman I knew told us about an arogant young lout who was giving her stick one night...oinking and snorting etc...3 hours later same YDFOC was asking same policewomen for assistance after having nose broken...the irony was not lost.
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    My eldest was about 3. Was an early talker, hasn't stopped since. Had an excellent vocabulary from a young age.

    Chimney cleaner came over and proceeded to get up onto the roof. Bloke is a staunch looking man with a big whitish greyish beard, ZZ Top style.

    Young fella comes toddling around the corner, looks up and exclaims "FUCK ME, ITS FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!!"

    Father Christmas, otherwise known as Todd, just about fell off the roof for laughing. He tells us that story every year on his annual cleaning visit.

    Iain, now 13, has heard that story probably 1,000 times by now.
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    Get her on the right path in life, do what this fella does.

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    Mauser308.......what will you think if child comes out with nigger nigger pull the trigger????
    torn maybe ...but maybe shouldnt be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyb View Post
    Trufk ????
    Frucked if I know!!
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    Ha ha. Getti and hoopeckas. I started telling them getti was bloodworms and eggs as bumnuts- that threw them for a while
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    Youngsters learn by copying. It’s called imitation learning. Years ago one grandson was found sitting in one of his poppas heavy trucks, with key in ignition saying over and over “the bastard won’t start!”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micky Duck View Post
    Mauser308.......what will you think if child comes out with nigger nigger pull the trigger????
    torn maybe ...but maybe shouldnt be.
    ummm what
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micky Duck View Post
    Mauser308.......what will you think if child comes out with nigger nigger pull the trigger????
    torn maybe ...but maybe shouldnt be.
    That's why i'm choking down my laughter and seriously saying 'that isn't nice how would you like it if someone called you names', unfortunately she's still in the 'it's new' phase. We'll get there... It's a bit like the time I didn't realise the 4yo was behind me and mum was moaning about falling off a chair and having a bruised buttock. Of course I had to mutter "broken arse" didn't I - that took about 10 days to be forgotten (every time mum said ouch or limped she was asked how her broken arse was doing...). I didn't laugh, not even once.

    And even if she said that people that know her name would probably just expect she's pronounced it wrong and she's pretending to shoot guns with daddy...
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    maybe shouldnt be torn...as its just plain wrong...shouldnt need to think about it really,not really a heck of a lot different from the other saying is it.
    letting a kid continue to say things like that is in a way endorseing it as OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    My younger granddaughter has just learnt to say TRUCK, with an F, ah kids

    She’s been round you ha ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micky Duck View Post
    maybe shouldnt be torn...as its just plain wrong...shouldnt need to think about it really,not really a heck of a lot different from the other saying is it.
    letting a kid continue to say things like that is in a way endorseing it as OK.
    Now, not being a dick but you do realise that when I was at school the teachers used to make us sing 'nigger nigger pull the trigger' as part of the game? I had gollywogs and hungry nigger money boxes all round me, with all the rest of the artifacts of the era. Different times, maybe - or maybe I'm not so precious as some these days and can see the funny side of things said without the intention or understanding. Yeah, she needs correction as letting her flap her jaw won't do her any favours in future with all the semi-precious and fully-precious types out there now that need to grow the F up. But there isn't any intent or understanding and it's something that makes her laugh basically because of the cartoons like Peppa Pig etc where animals are dressed up as occupations. Near as much as I can figure with a four year old's logic anyway...
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