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    The Scope Whore ! Philipo's Avatar
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    Merry Christmas

    Here ya go boys & girls

    I hope you a happy & safe festive season, & enjoy my Christmas Ditty :grin:




    T'is the night before Christmas and in the cool mountain air,
    not a creature was stirring be it a pig or a deer.

    With the light starting to fade and the wind starting to blow,
    Philipo decided to bail and go.

    off home for a feed and a beer;
    it looked like no fresh veni on the Chrissy Bar B this year!

    Then on my way down as I crested a knob,
    I spied a mob of deer – all with antlers on top.

    Checking the fire zone, before preparing to shoot,
    from in the bushes appeared a fat man in a suit.

    “Giddy mate” he said; stepping into the light,
    all dressed in red, fuck me it was Santa alright.

    We talked for a bit and I told him my plight,
    of needing some meat, but there were no deer in sight.

    And Santa explained what he was doing there,
    he’d needed a pit stop after all the cookies and beer.

    And then he did something that I’ll never forget,
    With a grin and a wink here’s what he said:
    “I’ve a present in here to get you out‘a the muck,
    here you go young fella, this will bring you good luck.

    Brownings are awesome cannons with class,
    stick that poxy bang stick up some greenies ass”.

    Santa tugged at his sacks and out did pop,
    a brand spakin new Shortrac with VX7 on top.

    “A decent bit of kit, a rifle with style,
    from your old mate Saint Nic” he said with a smile.

    “Plus, here’s something for tomorrow there mate”,
    and he pulled out a bag full of eye fillets and steak.

    “Wow, thanks big guy; you sure are the man!
    I said with a smile while shaking his hand.

    And with that Mr Clause hopped into this sleigh,
    yelling at the reindeer “yippy ki aye”.

    Off into the dark he did go,
    calling “Merry Christmas to all and Ho fucken Ho”
    Last edited by Philipo; 04-12-2011 at 09:56 PM.
    Shoot it, root it & then BBQ it !!!

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    Hhahahahahahaha nice work!

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    Very good. But your a sick bastard mentioning that time of year.

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    Santa is a cheap arse, he could have spared you a reindeer or two! :grin:

    Nice jingle!

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    Ho Ho Ho

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    Cyclist thats one funny looking light display you have there how long do you hang that deer before its ready to carve up
    1000yds is fun, 1500yds is getting interesting, 2000yds is exciting, 2500yds will blow your mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclist View Post
    Ho Ho Ho

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    Hahahaha

    Good one.

    Add a red light to his nose, get all the neighborhood kids round and tell em the story on how ole Rudolf got to come home with ya for christmas this year.

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    Philipo well done
    Cyclist that is booldy brilliant
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Yeah thats cool cyclist
    Shoot it, root it & then BBQ it !!!

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    Nice one flip flop

    I Have Sexdaily. I mean Dyslexia! Fcuk!

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    What a cock philipo for mentioning your new "santa stick Browning wank-knob bang stick".....if you'd said RUGER, then you'd be ok...as it stands, i think the truth needs to be told about how tyour nippers starved almost partially to death cos you spent your food money on a shit gun......

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    Blahahahaha GD sounds like you've been in the catnip again :grin:
    Shoot it, root it & then BBQ it !!!

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    Nice on Cyclist!!!

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    Merry Christmas boys.

    Welcome to Sako club.

 

 

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