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    oh to be sure funny irish joke


    Baptising an Irishman


    A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totallydrunk, when he comes upon a preacherbaptising people in the river..

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk inthe water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pullshim up. The preacher again asks thedrunk, 'For the love of God have youfound Jesus?'
    He proceeds to walk into the water andsubsequently bumps into the preacher... The preacher turns around and is almostovercome by the smell of alcohol,whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'


    The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'


    he drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.' The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks himinto the water again for a little longer.


    He again pulls him out of the water and asksagain, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'


    The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven'tfound Jesus.'

    (Are you ready for this?)

    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches hisbreath and says to the preacher,



    'Are you sure this is where he fell in?
    BURN BABY BURN
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    Rules are for the obedience of fools
    and the guidance of wise men” Sir Douglas Bader.

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