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    As a kid a mate and i were jumping on the tramp, he managed to go with a leg each aide of the spring.... of course each time i moved the spring streched amd contracted didnt it.... i was a sport and stopped jumping only as i was to busy laughing my arse off

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    "however due to the severity of his injuries he was taken to hospital in a stable condition to have the machinery carefully removed."

    Clearly not a very big belt sander then.

    As least it didnt say "to have HIS machinery carefully removed".
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    Australians + sandpaper + balls = hurt feelings, wether on the pitch or off
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    ausralian found with several toy horse stuck up his bum
    doctors regard his condition as stable
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    Anyone with 20 rabbits up his bum is usually called Warren.
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    I know I shouldn't be laughing but that was funny. Be interesting to see what prompted him to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 300wsm for life View Post
    I know I shouldn't be laughing but that was funny. Be interesting to see what prompted him to do that.
    Racing belt sanders...seen a couple of floor sander guys doing it, I guess he fell off.

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    If you ever know or meet a nurse who works in an ED at hospital they will have some awesome stories of items stuck in various orifaces!

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    wouldnt it have been easier to shave his wedding tackle in the shower like any sensitive new-age guy would ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seventenths View Post
    If you ever know or meet a nurse who works in an ED at hospital they will have some awesome stories of items stuck in various orifaces!
    there was a certain member of the broadcasting fraternity admitted to hospital many years back with a marmite jar lodged up there.
    euwwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidGunn View Post
    Racing belt sanders...seen a couple of floor sander guys doing it, I guess he fell off.
    The old "Makita five metre".

    Friday night piss up entertainment when I was an apprentice.

    Glue hunk of plywood to top of sanders ,lock switches down and hang on tight. Starter handles the plugs.

    Fucken hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muzza View Post
    wouldnt it have been easier to shave his wedding tackle in the shower like any sensitive new-age guy would ?
    couldnt find the planer...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    ausralian found with several toy horse stuck up his bum
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    Groan...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    there was a certain member of the broadcasting fraternity admitted to hospital many years back with a marmite jar lodged up there.
    euwwwww
    Jeez you must be old to remember that! Lol!
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