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    Bloody hell we will fart and frighten ourselves next.
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    need a day off work just get a ink pen and make that tattoo whatever it was and flash it around your workplace while they are hunting for the terrorist just quickly wipe it off. what a bunch of panickers .
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    It was interesting to see the police presence at the Albany Lakes run today. I would have thought most of would have been fine legging it if anything happenned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Bloody hell we will fart and frighten ourselves next.
    Sometimes I do and get evacuated!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Bloody hell we will fart and frighten ourselves next.
    I have a dog that does exactly that, farts loudly and then leaps up and looks back at his chair with a WTF expression on his face
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    fuk me I was being followed today by a black person bloody good at hiding to fuked if I could find him when the sun went away
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    Quote Originally Posted by northdude View Post
    fuk me I was being followed today by a black person bloody good at hiding to fuked if I could find him when the sun went away
    Got the youngest one good a few years back like that. Saw her walking home from school on a bright mid winters day, looooong shadows. Though she'd been walking towards me for a couple of minutes she didn't recognise me, just quietly walked around the corner and kept going, looking down at her feet. I turned the corner with the sun behind me, about 20m behind her, and stretched my arms up, fingers splayed, so the shadow of my arms came down on her. Shouldda' seen her jump and dance!

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    The hyperventilation has just begun I fear

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    great song... Oh you meant paranoia
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    Paranoia, Paranoia everybodyís cominí to get me
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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
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    Yea the ANZACs will be turning in their graves looking at this sh#t
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    That photo is cringe. No hate speech here, move along.

 

 

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