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    Pissed off with myself

    Man I am septic on myself this morning. Climbed up into the man cave to put my new rain jacket into my day pack and fuck me there is a hole in the side of the pack where a bloody rat has tried to get at a muesli bar I had left in it by mistake. My fault entirely but I am going to be shitty for a while. The thing that really pisses me off is that there are three bait stations up there. I now have a personal vendetta to fulfill.
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    Can't wait to see the pics in "pesties you bowled over today" Rushy! Serves your right for not unpacking your gear like a good soldier!
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    Not like me to leave food anywhere Dougie. Can't believe it was still in the pack. It'll be shotgun at one meter if I see the little shits but more than likely it/they will die of poison that I have set. For some reason there are a lot around at the moment. Got four in the stables last week.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Not funny Rushy but rat obviously preferred muesli bar to poison.Maybe time to get a couple of spring loaded rat traps ,muesli bar might be a good bait choice .
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    Pissed off with myself

    Gears before beers Rushy!!!
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    Yeh Chris I may have to. I could put down a bit of muesli bar, camo up and sit there with a baseball bat too. I can remember my old man laying in wait with a .22 in front of a compost heap fifty years ago. The family feud with rats runs back a long way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Yeh Chris may have to. I could put down a bit of muesli bar, camo up and sit there with a baseball bat too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    7.62 x 51 would be my weapon of choice
    Come on up. We could catch the little prick in a cross fire.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Cull em all.
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    Wait, what? Stables? Geeze Rushy if you'd had told me you have horses I'd come up and kill the rats myself! You're a lucky man living where you do.
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    Better to be pissed off than pissed on rushy, reminds me of when I forgot to put the dog roll(one of the no refirerate ones) away after feeding the dog and the possums got into it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    Wait, what? Stables? Geeze Rushy if you'd had told me you have horses I'd come up and kill the rats myself! You're a lucky man living where you do.
    You ride Dougie? I haven't for a while now as I put my old horse in a hole a couple of years ago. We all ride though especially my missus
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    When we first moved to NZ and the olds were at each other non-stop, I snuck out to feed grass to the horses down the road. Ended up leasing a pony for nearly free. That wee guy kept me sane for my first two years in this country!

    What breed(s) do you guys have? Use them for mustering or just for fun?

    ..actually that's sparked heaps of questions from me now haha tell me to put a lid on it if it's too much. Do you need to move the deer much? Is that the only stock you have? I met a guy the other day who farms Alpackas (sp?) and uses Dobermans to move them. They are too high strung for any of his other dogs (b collies, heading, huntaways etc) or even the quad. The dude reckoned his stock was most comparable to deer but on second thought I actually have no idea what they would be like to farm.

    How big is your place?
    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

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    The farm isn't big Dougie. Just thirty acres subdivided from what was once a much larger farm (so a large lifestyle block really). My last two horses have been retired thoroughbreds (one ex steeple chaser that loved to run and jump and the other a galloper that was as fast as the wind). When i was riding i could ride from my property through the forest up the back and down to Muriwai beach (about an hour at a steady clip). My wife has a warm blood mare that she competes on (dressage ) and my youngest daughter has just grown out of a little Arab pony. We do not use the horses for mustering.

    Deer are not like sheep and cattle in that they have not been domesticated for very long and as they are a flight (prey) animal you can't move them in a conventional herding sort of way as if you put auto much pressure on them they will scatter every where (including back over top of you if you happen to be in the way). Getting a bit old for the up keep around the property now but I have a slice of heaven here.

    I would love another horse but have been too busy (work wise) so would not be able to ride regularly and not only is that a little unfair but if you are not riding fit it does get to hurting the next day.

    I was known in the neighborhood as a noon on a horse.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    The farm isn't big Dougie. Just thirty acres subdivided from what was once a much larger farm (so a large lifestyle block really). My last two horses have been retired thoroughbreds (one ex steeple chaser that loved to run and jump and the other a galloper that was as fast as the wind). When i was riding i could ride from my property through the forest up the back and down to Muriwai beach (about an hour at a steady clip). My wife has a warm blood mare that she competes on (dressage ) and my youngest daughter has just grown out of a little Arab pony. We do not use the horses for mustering.

    Deer are not like sheep and cattle in that they have not been domesticated for very long and as they are a flight (prey) animal you can't move them in a conventional herding sort of way as if you put auto much pressure on them they will scatter every where (including back over top of you if you happen to be in the way). Getting a bit old for the up keep around the property now but I have a slice of heaven here.

    I would love another horse but have been too busy (work wise) so would not be able to ride regularly and not only is that a little unfair but if you are not riding fit it does get to hurting the next day.

    I was known in the neighborhood as a hoon on a horse.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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