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    Member hunter308's Avatar
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    Mar 2012

    The poem of Daniel Morgan

    This is the tail of Daniel Morgan,
    Who had a tiny sexual organ,
    It was just one inch when fully reared,
    When lying down it disappeared.
    It was just by chance they called him Danny,
    Half an inch less they'd have called him fanny,
    It gave his girlfriends such a shock,
    When they put their hands on his tiny cock,

    One day Dan read in the daily mail that things called falsies were on sale,
    For women who had tiny breasts they wore these things inside their vests,
    Now Dan said I'm no fool, why can't I make a big false tool?
    So he worked all night to make a shopper,
    And he ended up with a great big whopper,
    It was twelve inches long and made of plastic,
    And would stretch any girls fanny, like elastic,
    It really was a lovely job and on the end was a big red knob,
    He tied it up with lots of twine and it really did look rather fine,
    Lying there beneath his pants,
    It looked just like an elephants.

    No other guy stood a chance when Dan attended the local dance,
    For when the girls danced with our Danny,
    His tool kept tickling round their fanny.
    The girls began to faint and swoon as Danny waltzed them round the room,
    But what a shock they had in stall,
    For one night dancing round the hall,
    Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
    He'd felt the string and strapping burst.
    Before he'd reached the nearest seat, his tool was dangling at his feet,

    A girl named Silvia made Dan sick for she gave his tool a spiteful kick,
    Poor Danny's screams ran round the hall,
    For the string was tied round one of his balls.
    Of course by now the band was crackers,
    While in the gents Dan bathed his knackers.

    So if you're like poor Daniel Morgan,
    And have a tiny sexual organ,
    Remember though it's only wee,
    It's always good enough, just to Pee!!

    To be a Human is to be an Alien, ask the animals, We invade this world and we are killing it, we are destroying the earth and nobody gives a fuck except for the animals

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    Member Spook's Avatar
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    Dec 2011
    Mt Motutapere/Northern Alps
    Big man...big cock
    Little man...all cock

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    OPCz Rushy's Avatar
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    Jun 2012
    Nor West of Auckland on the true right of the Kaipara River
    Ha ha ha ha. Thats funny. As you get older the one eyd trouser snake gets very lazy. Bugger used to watch me shave every morning. Now the lazy pricklays in hiding and watches me tie my shoe laces.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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    A Good Keen Girl Dougie's Avatar
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    Jun 2012
    Hawkes Bay
    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Ha ha ha ha. Thats funny. As you get older the one eyd trouser snake gets very lazy. Bugger used to watch me shave every morning. Now the lazy pricklays in hiding and watches me tie my shoe laces.
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Rushy...my ribs....they hurt from laughing....hahahaha!! Brilliant!
    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

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