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    Shit that was horrible.

    I am 24 hours late with posting this as I have been deliberating whether or not to share. Clearly I have decided I must.

    My missus whips up a really great Spaghetti Bolognase. I love the stuff and crave it if I haven't had it in a while. Last night though she decided to experiment by using Pork mince instead of Beef mince. Fuck me dead with the rough end of a Pineapple that was the crapest shit ever eaten.

    If you are ever tempted, don't bother.
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    Hahahaha.

    Good man for eating it anyways

    We had Spag Bol with goat mince.

    Was primo too

    Cheers
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    Comes under the heading, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!", category.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    Comes under the heading, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!", category.
    Yep.
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    Ha Ha Ha and did you tell her that , or did she know it to
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    Quote Originally Posted by HILLBILLYHUNTERS View Post
    Ha Ha Ha and did you tell her that , or did she know it to
    now there's the question Rushy, or simply how big are your balls. ha ha
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    Hahaha, sometimes my lovely better half overthinks things, we had some really nice scotch fillet steak sitting in the freezer for a while and I was sort of saving it until we do another beefy as I cant live with the thought of no scotch fillet in the freezer. Anyhow I got it out to defrost and ended up working late and when I got home she had taken the liberty of drowning the bloody stuff in red wine and other crap she thought would be fancy, what a bloody trainwreck, was really difficult to keep a straight face nevermind a smiling face when it came time to eat it, I was thinking even the cow that gave its life for that steak was probably rolling in its grave.

    Meat-Crime, its a thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HILLBILLYHUNTERS View Post
    Ha Ha Ha and did you tell her that , or did she know it to
    Nah she took one mouthful and spat it out. I persevered and ate it (a man has to eat).
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    I'm still laughing at the pineapple comment. I will add that I've just enjoyed beef meatballs sitting here under the stars in opotiki. Yeah. Warmer here than home in Southland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiB View Post
    I'm still laughing at the pineapple comment. I will add that I've just enjoyed beef meatballs sitting here under the stars in opotiki. Yeah. Warmer here than home in Southland.
    On ya SiB. Wash it down with a Waikato and you won't want to go back.
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    Waikato???? Why da fuk would you ruin perfectly good meatballs by washing them down with ferkn Waikato ferret piss????
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    Quote Originally Posted by keneff View Post
    Waikato???? Why da fuk would you ruin perfectly good meatballs by washing them down with ferkn Waikato ferret piss????
    @Gibo your turn. It never ceases to amaze me how many people haven't got the refined taste buds to appreciate the King of beers.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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    My turn? Im just sipping away laughing at these imbeciles Rushy more for us
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gapped axe View Post
    now there's the question Rushy, or simply how big are your balls. ha ha
    Can they be measured by the indentations in a pair of flashy high hells?
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    Maybe she's trying to transition your palate to SE Asian fare... My Missus makes Laab Moo out of this and its special - love the lime and chilli - classic mix that one, and Thai is pretty close to Vietnam Rushy...

 

 

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