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    Blardy Krypto Virus.

    Just had a client hit with it. So new that none of the anti-virus/anti-malware software recognises it. I know this because I found the culprit program and yet nothing I've told to have a crack at it recognises it as a threat of any type. He already had two up to date anti-virus programs running on his machine.
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    Anyone want a gsp? Or a lab? Or that kelpie looking thing?
    They might not be around much longer if they keep turning up in my calving cows paddock...
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    But... But...
    GSP's are the most well mannered and behaved breed there is. Not head strong or complete c#$ts at all.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    Anyone want a gsp? Or a lab? Or that kelpie looking thing?
    They might not be around much longer if they keep turning up in my calving cows paddock...
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    Dog Control Act 1996 No 13 (as at 01 March 2017), Public Act – New Zealand Legislation

    60 Seizure or destruction of dog running at large among stock or poultry
    (1)
    The owner of any stock or poultry or that owner’s agent or employee, or any constable, dog control officer, or dog ranger acting at the request of that owner, may forthwith either seize or destroy any dog running at large among that stock or poultry.
    (2)
    Where, under subsection (1), a dog is seized by any person other than a dog control officer or dog ranger, that person shall ensure that the dog is returned to its owner or delivered into the custody of a dog control officer or dog ranger.

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    just shoot the cunts @Ryan_Songhurst and be done with it
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    They're nice enough dogs and newly calved cows are fiercely protective when it comes to dogs so I would love to see them get pounded by one but I still don't want them there, a calf wanders under the fence away from the protection of it's mum and it could be too tempting. Will go door knocking this evening.
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    I caught two dogs recently that had gone rabbit hunting. They had mauled several of my neighbours sheep. I tied them up told him and he took them to the ranger who dealt to them. Then the owner got a bill for the sheep.Had a large dog in my sheep paddock couple of years ago, put a bullet fron a 17 hornet just behind it and it bounced off the fence in a mad rush to get away. The owner was the other side of the fence out of my sight just watching his dog amongst my ewes and lambs.

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    I've just read that a fella had 3 of his tyres slashed by some arsehole. This was up the North Opuha carpark. I've heard of shit happening in there before, but not for a while. Hope karma catches up with you

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    I hates work-today was arseholes unlimited-the climax was a sheila who every time we went near her cam out like a hrny bull moose with a porn video grunt and cunt pedigree comment.new nurses nursing students -we got it all-hold on walk in all nice as pie for general nurse or visitors.
    OOP s fuck me -gonna kill myself in the grey river(fuck R93 there goes the whitebait season)-Oh fucking no says me and locks unit doors-she hits it like a wild taranaki scrub bull on 150%testosterone as i stand watching-nup doors dont cooperate so it switches to me-three assault strikes which i deflect(im not 45yrs in this job to fuck spiders )and she goes for ladies in the nursing office -oops my fat guts blocks the doorway and a handbag strike misses-her shoulder strike nearly had 120kgs of prime ale bred fat sitting on her face-
    sooooo-at managements insistence and under legal protocol it exits the doorway like a hellfire missile at an ISIS picnic
    Me _Im chargin it with assault x3 despite a manager(who recruited me)trying to lay one and protect her domain against adverse publicity
    christ did she get her tits in a tangle as i stood and eyed her like a big wap bull disturbed in the middle of his mud bath.
    loved my new registered nurse-3days registered "..K i was gonna say something but you stood so tall ya scared the shit outta me"""(5'2"and south african but a heart of bloody gold)
    guess what -oh yeah located at mouth of Grey river about to do the deed shes now compulsorily detained and I wrote the 1st opinion on the papers
    do i care -yes i stopped another traumatised bereft families asking why the system let them down and cheap cunt politicians and ex comedians exploiting the suicide issue
    No because im about so show a grown person there are consequences of your actions even if you have a personality disorder and fucking nurses are not there to be your confidante /puchbag just cause you DONT want to get your shit together for a moment!
    yes she had other nurses and medics visit today -nice as pie even nice to me as i stood in doorway and gave her some info she needed ,but hell once they left ITS GAME ON

    overtime tomorrow and Ive also got her male equivalent-after manager reams arse re us allowng smoking on unit-i tells him gotta go way for smoke bro-off we sets him bitchin like a poli tryin to explain how he fiddles the expenses we arrives at designated smoking spot (anyone here from greymouth STFU) hes fagging awayregalin me with all his grandiose shit and bro gang contacts-plus tells me im killin him.
    As we leave the site he stops looks round and says
    "hey bro -what is that place...................????????""
    says me straight face and 100% correcT
    THE MORGUE
    he made it back with three pit stops and reckons
    Youre a tough cunt

    spare a thought for nurses-shortland st aint all its cracked up to be

    NB;Systolic&ilk dont bother commenting cause frankly i couldnt give a flying fuck what you think
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    I hates work-today was arseholes unlimited-the climax was a sheila who every time we went near her cam out like a hrny bull moose with a porn video grunt and cunt pedigree comment.new nurses nursing students -we got it all-hold on walk in all nice as pie for general nurse or visitors.
    OOP s fuck me -gonna kill myself in the grey river(fuck R93 there goes the whitebait season)-Oh fucking no says me and locks unit doors-she hits it like a wild taranaki scrub bull on 150%testosterone as i stand watching-nup doors dont cooperate so it switches to me-three assault strikes which i deflect(im not 45yrs in this job to fuck spiders )and she goes for ladies in the nursing office -oops my fat guts blocks the doorway and a handbag strike misses-her shoulder strike nearly had 120kgs of prime ale bred fat sitting on her face-
    sooooo-at managements insistence and under legal protocol it exits the doorway like a hellfire missile at an ISIS picnic
    Me _Im chargin it with assault x3 despite a manager(who recruited me)trying to lay one and protect her domain against adverse publicity
    christ did she get her tits in a tangle as i stood and eyed her like a big wap bull disturbed in the middle of his mud bath.
    loved my new registered nurse-3days registered "..K i was gonna say something but you stood so tall ya scared the shit outta me"""(5'2"and south african but a heart of bloody gold)
    guess what -oh yeah located at mouth of Grey river about to do the deed shes now compulsorily detained and I wrote the 1st opinion on the papers
    do i care -yes i stopped another traumatised bereft families asking why the system let them down and cheap cunt politicians and ex comedians exploiting the suicide issue
    No because im about so show a grown person there are consequences of your actions even if you have a personality disorder and fucking nurses are not there to be your confidante /puchbag just cause you DONT want to get your shit together for a moment!
    yes she had other nurses and medics visit today -nice as pie even nice to me as i stood in doorway and gave her some info she needed ,but hell once they left ITS GAME ON

    overtime tomorrow and Ive also got her male equivalent-after manager reams arse re us allowng smoking on unit-i tells him gotta go way for smoke bro-off we sets him bitchin like a poli tryin to explain how he fiddles the expenses we arrives at designated smoking spot (anyone here from greymouth STFU) hes fagging awayregalin me with all his grandiose shit and bro gang contacts-plus tells me im killin him.
    As we leave the site he stops looks round and says
    "hey bro -what is that place...................????????""
    says me straight face and 100% correcT
    THE MORGUE
    he made it back with three pit stops and reckons
    Youre a tough cunt

    spare a thought for nurses-shortland st aint all its cracked up to be

    NB;Systolic&ilk dont bother commenting cause frankly i couldnt give a flying fuck what you think
    Tough Day eh.
    Chin up we all have tough days but it is the occasional good one that keeps us going
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    Jesus here I was feeling pissed ..5 months at new job and loving it! 5 months of doing my best to work with that guy...everyone else says he's a fuckwit. Me na he's ok just work with him, he's got his good points .....Today I'm sorry to say I folded ...he is simply a cunt , ignorant , self opinionated, chuck you under the bus, could not lead a group of hardened piss heads to a pub! Would drink your last beer cunt...no ordanary cunt but a special edition type!

    But by hell kotuku, you show me my probs are small ones. Keep well mate huge respect to you!
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    Kotuku I saw recently with my mum how a normally placid and rational person can become the compete opposite and turn in to a violent and irrational personal. The work you and your fellow nurses do cannot be easy. As Stingray says, much respect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    I hates work-today was arseholes unlimited-the climax was a sheila who every time we went near her cam out like a hrny bull moose with a porn video grunt and cunt pedigree comment.new nurses nursing students -we got it all-hold on walk in all nice as pie for general nurse or visitors.
    OOP s fuck me -gonna kill myself in the grey river(fuck R93 there goes the whitebait season)-Oh fucking no says me and locks unit doors-she hits it like a wild taranaki scrub bull on 150%testosterone as i stand watching-nup doors dont cooperate so it switches to me-three assault strikes which i deflect(im not 45yrs in this job to fuck spiders )and she goes for ladies in the nursing office -oops my fat guts blocks the doorway and a handbag strike misses-her shoulder strike nearly had 120kgs of prime ale bred fat sitting on her face-
    sooooo-at managements insistence and under legal protocol it exits the doorway like a hellfire missile at an ISIS picnic
    Me _Im chargin it with assault x3 despite a manager(who recruited me)trying to lay one and protect her domain against adverse publicity
    christ did she get her tits in a tangle as i stood and eyed her like a big wap bull disturbed in the middle of his mud bath.
    loved my new registered nurse-3days registered "..K i was gonna say something but you stood so tall ya scared the shit outta me"""(5'2"and south african but a heart of bloody gold)
    guess what -oh yeah located at mouth of Grey river about to do the deed shes now compulsorily detained and I wrote the 1st opinion on the papers
    do i care -yes i stopped another traumatised bereft families asking why the system let them down and cheap cunt politicians and ex comedians exploiting the suicide issue
    No because im about so show a grown person there are consequences of your actions even if you have a personality disorder and fucking nurses are not there to be your confidante /puchbag just cause you DONT want to get your shit together for a moment!
    yes she had other nurses and medics visit today -nice as pie even nice to me as i stood in doorway and gave her some info she needed ,but hell once they left ITS GAME ON

    overtime tomorrow and Ive also got her male equivalent-after manager reams arse re us allowng smoking on unit-i tells him gotta go way for smoke bro-off we sets him bitchin like a poli tryin to explain how he fiddles the expenses we arrives at designated smoking spot (anyone here from greymouth STFU) hes fagging awayregalin me with all his grandiose shit and bro gang contacts-plus tells me im killin him.
    As we leave the site he stops looks round and says
    "hey bro -what is that place...................????????""
    says me straight face and 100% correcT
    THE MORGUE
    he made it back with three pit stops and reckons
    Youre a tough cunt

    spare a thought for nurses-shortland st aint all its cracked up to be

    NB;Systolic&ilk dont bother commenting cause frankly i couldnt give a flying fuck what you think
    @kotuku

    Keep up the good fight mate.

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    thanks gents.yeah we all have those days but that bastard was well out of the ordinary.still todays another day ,and its overtime so hihohihoits to me workI go.
    well see if all is rosy in the garden or if...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Jesus here I was feeling pissed ..5 months at new job and loving it! 5 months of doing my best to work with that guy...everyone else says he's a fuckwit. Me na he's ok just work with him, he's got his good points .....Today I'm sorry to say I folded ...he is simply a cunt , ignorant , self opinionated, chuck you under the bus, could not lead a group of hardened piss heads to a pub! Would drink your last beer cunt...no ordanary cunt but a special edition type!

    But by hell kotuku, you show me my probs are small ones. Keep well mate huge respect to you!
    Shit did you take my old job cause that sounds totally like my old boss!! Stab ya in the back kind while smiling to ya face then reverse over the body kinda a guy he was
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