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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    The reason there is no polar bears in the Antarctic is because they are scared of the leopards.....and the reason the leopards moved away from the arctic is because the mammoths died out, polar bears taste like arse so happy feet was the only option left
    @Gibo I hate to ask but how do you know what arse tastes like? Let alone polar bears arse.....guess your like that rabbit shit don't stick
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    Not goin there .
    had a call drom grey police tonight -the outcome of rthe bullfight&my office door bout with her is shes facing a charge of assault on me,and two further of assault with a blunt instrument (car vs cop&I) cops also written out a victim statement on my behalf for the beak.
    shes been bought back on unit tonight,but bail condtion is no assaulting behaviours.working tommorrow and boys in blue are calling on me ,so life could be i nteresting.
    @kotuku just read the whole sorry tail, sounds like a tough day at the office. Keep up the good work buddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow View Post
    @Gibo I hate to ask but how do you know what arse tastes like? Let alone polar bears arse.....guess your like that rabbit shit don't stick
    Im just a modern day freak mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    Not goin there .
    had a call drom grey police tonight -the outcome of rthe bullfight&my office door bout with her is shes facing a charge of assault on me,and two further of assault with a blunt instrument (car vs cop&I) cops also written out a victim statement on my behalf for the beak.
    shes been bought back on unit tonight,but bail condtion is no assaulting behaviours.working tommorrow and boys in blue are calling on me ,so life could be i nteresting.
    she should be up for assault with a deadly weapon but nobody takes car deaths or injuries seriously it seems.
    deliberate stupid or actually accidental otherwise like a gun you,d need a licence to buy one.
    what dif does makeing licence conditions tougher if any cocksmoker can just go buy a car???
    unless just maKING MONEY FROM TICKETS AND LICENCE MONEY IS YOUR ONLY AIM.
    I,L SEE IF I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON SOME WORKS CHAIN Mail for you old son
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Im just a modern day freak mate
    I'm not so sure about the modern day Gibo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I'm not so sure about the modern day Gibo
    Your uncertainty about things modern day has already been noted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    You and your work colleagues have my utmost respect mate.
    I almost went into that line of work many years ago, but changed my mind after living in the nurses quarters at one of the 5 local hospitals
    I spent a fair while living in the nurses quarters in Hokitika too.

    Which side of that line of work were you looking at, carer or cared for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I'm not so sure about the modern day Gibo
    @Rushy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I'm not so sure about the modern day Gibo
    @Rushy

    He's a Mod.

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    Yeah yeah yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    @Rushy

    He's a Mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    I spent a fair while living in the nurses quarters in Hokitika too.

    Which side of that line of work were you looking at, carer or cared for?
    Well, I was 19 and living with a stunning 27 yr old lady nurse, so guess you could say I was being taken care of by the system
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    Well, I was 19 and living with a stunning 27 yr old lady nurse, so guess you could say I was being taken care of by the system
    That sounds like a win/win.
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    Fucking trademe not accepting my firearms licence as valid when it fucking is, and they cant fix it so have to call the A/O on Monday to sort it which is too late.
    "Don't carry a gun. It's nice to have them close by, but don't carry them. You might get arrested"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy79 View Post
    Fucking trademe not accepting my firearms licence as valid when it fucking is, and they cant fix it so have to call the A/O on Monday to sort it which is too late.
    So the database is inaccurate.....well there is a surprise!

    And that police assn twat wants a registry....ffs they cant even keep on top of what they have already!
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