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    The useless information thread.

    Or stuff you didn't know you needed to know.

    I will start it off with.

    A 6hp outboard will plane a 10 foot alloy dingy with one adult and two kids but not two fat cunt adults.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Or stuff you didn't know you needed to know.

    I will start it off with.

    A 6hp outboard will plane a 10 foot alloy dingy with one adult and two kids but not two fat cunt adults.
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    You need more horse's or go to weight watchers
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    yes on both counts

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    If you mix cheese and onions to baked beans, cook and eat then fart in the bath ,you will empty the house of all living creatures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driverman View Post
    If you mix cheese and onions to baked beans, cook and eat then fart in the bath ,you will empty the house of all living creatures.
    I thought that would have the bong effect and remove the harshness of the gas...it would be an interesting experiment to take a lighter to those erupting gas balls as they surface.
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    Which is worse, ignorance or apathy...I don't know and don't care.

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    The pronunciation of the town's name Eketahuna says, "I have a chicken" in Afrikaans.
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    Chocolate fish can't swim
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Sausage dogs aren't made of sausage.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Steam rollers don't roll steam.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    You can't get to work on a menstrual cycle.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Jelly babies don't cry
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    Which is worse, ignorance or apathy...I don't know and don't care.

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    Said the good bad girl to the bad good girl "gee it's hard to be good", said the bad good girl to the good bad girl "its gotta be hard to be any good"
    Which is worse, ignorance or apathy...I don't know and don't care.

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    Someone I know is in the states for a week on a paid trip and yesterday a group of friends went to Raro for 10 days and we cant go but I don't give a rats arse about that because we are going to Nelson for the weekend . Visiting wifes family. Just need to sneak off on Saturday for a hunt with my cousin

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    Its Thursday tomorrow and after that comes Thursnight?

 

 

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