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    When I'm Prime minster

    Veitnamcam gave me the idea for this it's in jest ok boys!

    When I'm Prime Minster I'll stop import duties on firearm related products and silly postage laws
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    Hah! I will see your dropping of import duties and raise you a free issue of ammunition. Ha ha ha ha
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    I'm going to remove all the warning signs, off things like hot coffee cups, and let natural selection weed out the idiots.
    I'd say at least 1/3 of Aucklanders will be gone.
    Then I'll have sorted out the housing shortage too, win, win.
    You can thank me later !
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    He nui to ngaromanga, he iti to putanga.

    You depart with mighty boasts, but you come back having done little.
    Sounds like a typical hunting trip !

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    Worksafe would become accountable, and or abolished, funerals for idiots would be paid for!!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Hah! I will see your dropping of import duties and raise you a free issue of ammunition. Ha ha ha ha
    Very Swiss
    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    I'll have Winston Peters jailed.

    And also the guy who complained to shut Auckland Pistol Club after buying the land next door to it.
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    School would compulsory to age 12, after that it is voluntary. Students will be paid to be at school. There wages will be docked for being late, not handing in assignments, failing assignments, misbehaviour.

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    I'll replace the missing "i"

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    Improve the government funding for private transport operators..... Ferry to the island just keeps getting more expensive

    Ban the use of aerial 1080 and use the people on unemployment to hand lay it.
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    Making love would be compulsory on Sundays!! I give power back to employers!! so i could tell someone to FUCK OFF with out a price tag!! Soft cocks would be illegal
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by stug View Post
    There wages will be docked for being late, not handing in assignments, failing assignments, misbehaviour.
    Applying this to adults would be a major improvement already
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    I'd abolish democracy, run the country out of a smoko shed and demand to addresses as " el Presidente"
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    I'd put @veitnamcam and @stingray in charge of sorting out our fisheries.

    Lower taxes to stimulate growth. Make sure big business actually pays.

    Limit handouts to lower the burden on those paying for them. You want more? Go out and earn it.
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    Except pensioners, Id double their payments!! especially mine
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