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    your best dig at our convict breed mates over the ditch

    my favourite is gone fishings graham sinclair.
    he used to start his engadgements in auzzie with''the mikhail lermantov was nz,s greatest shipping tragedgy''
    a clever auzzie in the audience would invariably pipe up '' no it aint only x number of people died''
    to which sinclair would reply ''yes but 123 australians survived''
    another is a girl i met at a rodeo many moons ago ''auzzies only have 2 movable parts thier mouth and thier arse and they,re both interchangable.

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    How do you tell an Aussies on the level ?

    The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth simultaneously.....




    Actually, we need to post these after ANZAC day !
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    He nui to ngaromanga, he iti to putanga.

    You depart with mighty boasts, but you come back having done little.
    Sounds like a typical hunting trip !

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    My ancestors came here BY CHOICE.....................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikee View Post
    My ancestors came here BY CHOICE.....................................
    Mine came .here by choice too Mikee.

    The Judge chose to send them here


    Cheers
    Pete
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    You know why Jesus Christ wasnt born in Australia ? They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
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    You know why Aussies cum so quick .So they can get down to the Pub and tell their mates about it
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    What do aussie girls use for protection


    A bus shelter
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    7. Avoid alcohol or drugs when handling firearms

    Good judgement is the key to safe use of firearms.

    "There's a reason you go to a zoo and you don't get eaten by Lions, they're in the cages. That's how that works."

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    Australian windage, holdover a bit to the left/right depending on which way wind is going. Australian elevation is a similar principal.

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    What's long and hard and F***ks Australians?



    Primary school.
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    A meeting was to be held in the park of all the virgins at Melbourne Univercity, on the day it was raining, so the changed the venue to the phone box across the road!
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    A guy found a young Australian girl buried up to her neck in the desert, the young girl pleading with the guy to dig her our and save her life, the guy saw a bit of an opportunity and asked what was in for him if he saved her life by digging her out! She said SAND
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    whos the best cricket players in the world

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    that should put a cat among the pidgeons

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    Quote Originally Posted by northdude View Post
    that should put a cat among the pidgeons
    lot of time to practise when your in stir

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    I recently flew to sydney .In customs the following took place;
    "Afternoon Sir ,welcome to aussie .do you have a criminal record ?"
    " well no officer ,but will a Rolf Harris DVD do?"
    i cant understand why I was invited to " Piss off" by the nice man.
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