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    Your favourite quotes

    From an engineering workshop:

    "We may be slow, but boy we're rough"
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    What goes around comes around.
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    nothing succeeds like a budgie
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    Men are made to be talked at, it helps them concentrate on what they're reading. CS Lewis.

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    Shit Happens, and it happens to Arseholes
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    Any man who refuses Apple Dumpling cannot have a pure mind

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    There's so much pollution in the air these days, if it weren't for our lungs there would be no where to put it all

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    What you don't do in your head you will do with your feet

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    Don't cut off your nose to spite your face

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    “What happens in the event that figure ‘A’ is attracted to figure ‘B’ and wants to get married. But figure ‘A’ is already married to figure ‘C’ and figure ‘B’ is engaged to figure ‘D’ but figure ‘A’ can’t keep his hands of figure ‘B’ because she’s got such a great figure.”

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    On a workshop door:
    " I can make whatever you like, when I want "

    On a petrol station door in the USA :
    " I have a loaded shotgun under the counter 4 days out of 7, I ll let you guess which day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooby View Post
    What happens in the event that figure A is attracted to figure B and wants to get married. But figure A is already married to figure C and figure B is engaged to figure D but figure A cant keep his hands of figure B because shes got such a great figure.
    Figure 'D' will do over figure 'A', but figure 'A'' will not learn from the experience, and will now go and get himself attracted to figure '8'.

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    Good judgement is the result of experience.
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    ''you cant rape a 38''
    ''trickle down theory is some rich bastard pissing down your neck''

 

 

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