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Thread: Is Your Mother In Law An Old Bat ? Be very cautious...

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    Is Your Mother In Law An Old Bat ? Be very cautious...

    Cats have nine lives-which makes them ideal for experimentation...

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    I think the moral of the story is actually not to allow your Mother in law to lick your hand.....
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    is the mother i law an old bat?.........well the wife says her mother is something less appealing than a rabid animal to deal with..........

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    I was licky enough to have the best mother in law. My mother died when I was 28 and she took her place, she died 3 yrs ago at 94. Now as for letting bats licky my hand or any other part of my body would result in the bats Immediate death, Ozzie style!!!
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I was licky enough to have the best mother in law. D
    Nope not going there.
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    First one was. It was awful. Second wasn't. she was a lovely woman. Third was dead. Lucky me. There will never be another. I've finally learned that marriage is not my best subject. Peace at last. And no rabies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty View Post
    is the mother i law an old bat?.........well the wife says her mother is something less appealing than a rabid animal to deal with..........
    Careful, it could be a trap.
    Overkill is still dead.

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    I certainly got the better MIL when her-indoors and I married. Unfortunately mine passed a way five years ago , hers we are still waiting hopefully for
    Cats have nine lives-which makes them ideal for experimentation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by keneff View Post
    First one was. It was awful. Second wasn't. she was a lovely woman. Third was dead. Lucky me. There will never be another. I've finally learned that marriage is not my best subject. Peace at last. And no rabies.
    Shit! You get the mother in-law medal!!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    MIL comes round every week, cleans the house, does the gardening then goes home
    and she's only 12 years older than me
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    Careful, it could be a trap.
    no not a trap definitely no global warming in that mother daughter relationship

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    My X's mother always offered me the spare bed after work to save travel back home!
    Single bedroom unit, 1 bed! Nah!

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    Had three, first two were shockers, the third had her moments, but as they say, you can choose a wife but not your in laws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I was licky enough to have the best mother in law. My mother died when I was 28 and she took her place, she died 3 yrs ago at 94. Now as for letting bats licky my hand or any other part of my body would result in the bats Immediate death, Ozzie style!!!
    My mother-in-law would be in the running for that title too.
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    I am quite happy both my parents in law live 600kms away and so is my wife, a more f%^ked up and dysfunctional family I have never met.

    Hell they come to Nelson on holiday but won't visit us....we have dogs and long may that continue.
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