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    You're fucking kidding me

    So a guy at work was at the desk with someone across the hall from me and saw me kick starting my desk fan. It's just your typical fan and occasionally it doesnt start so you ahve to take the cover off and flick it to get her going. Anyway he come to me and said he'd seen what had happened and told me I had to have it gone by tomorrow because its a health and safety hazard I said you cant be serious. He then demanded to see if it was tagged and tested as being safe, it was and doesnt ned to be checked for another four years. He then had no leg to stand on so parted with dont let me see you flicking it again or I'll report you for that. As he was almost out of my side of the office he turned and said "oh you may be in trouble yet, I'm reporting you for not lodging an incident report about the fan working incorrectly".

    I wish I was joking about this story and that what he said was in jest but he is as deadly serious as you can get. WHAT THE FUCK

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    I'll likely as not get a pull through about it

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    Meh, small minded people, they're everywhere. Life's too short to stress the small shit, and karmas a bitch. Don't worry about it
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    Swap it for his

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    What a fuck wit.

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    There wasn't any shit in the fan when you turned it on was there?

    But yeah, some people and their little power trips are really pathetic.
    "I would rather suffer under imperfect freedom, than languish under perfect control".

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    so yeh got in trouble and its been deemed far too dangerous for the workplace so it has to be thrown out

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    You will be far safer now, dying of heat stroke but safe

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    Now put in for a heat pump air cooling unit to replace it. Far safer.

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    Health and safety gone mad is killing our countrys.
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Lock up your women and children, here is a picture of the fan out for human blood

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    Jeez Jack for fuck sake don't fold a substitute fan out of A 4 paper as you may get a paper cut. Is that fellah's name Richard because he certainly sounds like a Dick to me.
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    Killer fan alright, that safety mesh over it isn't going to stop it

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    What an idiot sounds like he needs a cock knocker
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    I think I wee'd a little.
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